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Song Parodies -> "Shot Up"

Original Song Title:

"Caught Up"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Usher

Parody Song Title:

"Shot Up"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

1200TH PARODY, Y'ALL! And as is my tradition, I have taken a song I parodied back when I was stupid and inexperienced and re-parody along a vaguely similar topic. Last time I told the story about a guy who got, well, blown up. This time it's about a dude who just gets shot. And shot again. And again. And it's kind of annoying, ya know?
Asshole just shot up, uh (oh)
Ho, I can't stop, ho, uh (oh)
See, bud, you'd have problems with this (oh)
But I've no time to (ho) have real problems with this (huh, yeah, yeah, c'mon) (oh)
Oh well, I'll just be walkin' off this (it's just what I do)
Things to do, so I'll be walkin' off this (yeah, uh, uh)

It's a big ol' bumme-er
Thought that it was a nice day, pretty sky, but oh dear
That atmosphe-ere, uh
Was promptly scuppe-ered, yo
Cause this random prick came along and shot me here
It isn't fai-air
Man, what a total jerk to blow my left kidney ou-ou-out
It caught me by surprise (but I-I-I-I-I)
I've got to go, (oh) I can't let this get me do-o-o-o-o-o-own
I'll just walk it off no-o-ow

I've been so-o-o-o-o shot up
But I'm sayin' this: so what?
It might've hurt like shit but I've got another kidne-ey
Got so-o-o-o-o shot up
Must be sayin' this: so what?
I'm not gonna fall just cause you put holes in me, yeah

Ah-ah-ah (oh-oh, now) (oh)
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah (gotta go, bu-uddy-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y) (oh)
Ah-ah (oh)
Now listen (oh)

Don't come and help me-e
It's just a metal slu-ug that's left blood drippin' arou-ou-ou-ou-ou-ound
Wa-alk i-it off now
It ain't the first o-o-one
That I've gotten so far today, but like that's gonna keep me do-o-o-o-o-o-own
At that, I mu-u-ust sco-o-o-o-o-off
They've capped my knees (both knees), they've blo-o-o-own my balls right ou-ou-out
I no longer have five whole toes on each foot, it sucks, but I can still walk right, yeah-eah
Can't lie, must say it hu-u-u-urts (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh), but I don't have ti-i-i-i-i-i-ime
To pick the dumb bullets ou-out

I've been so-o-o-o-o shot up
But I'm sayin' thi-i-is: so what?
Sure, each shot hurt like shit, but I've got important bus'ne-ess
So-o-o-o-o shot up
Must be sayin' this: so what?
My bu-utt's filled with holes, but I've got my goa-oo-oa-oa-oal
Been so-o-o-o-o-o-o shot up
But I'm sayin' thi-i-is: so what (he-ey)?
I've got important shit to do, so I've gotta grit thi-is
Got so-o-o-o shot up
Must be sayin' this: so what?
No wa-ay that I'll fa-all just cause you shot holes in me-e-e-e-e-e

I'll keep walkin' through this (oh) (didn't need all that blood, bu-uddy)
All of these bullets? Must keep walkin' through this (oh)
Assholes (oh no-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o), huh, think I'll suffer through this (oh)
Punctured liver? I won't suffer through this (oh-oh no), c'mon (oh-oh-oh) (oh)
Must keep walkin' through this (yeah-eah-eah) (oh)
More friggin' bullets (oh-oh my), just keep walkin' through this (oh na-na) (oh)
Assholes, huh (oh!), bet I'll suffer through this (oh)
Holey stomach? Nope, won't suffer through this (oh)

What's wro-ong with me-e-e? How can I walk it ou-ou-out?
Yeah, yeah-eah-eah, yeah, stupid
I'm on my wa-a-ay for my-y-y-y appointment at fi-i-i-i-ive

I-I-I've been so-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o (shot up)
I-I-I-I'm still sayin': so (so what)?
I've got this random itch, so I'm off to see the docto-or
Got so-o-o-o-o shot up
Must be sayin' thi-is: so what?
Two-o-o-o-o bi-irds with one sto-o-o-one, then I can go ho-ome
Been so-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o (shot up)
'Fraid so, so what?
I'll deal with all these hi-its when I get seen by the docto-or
Bee-ee-ee-een shot up
Must be sayin' thi-i-is: so what?
I've go-ot this weird co-old, so these slugs I'll hold i-in me-e-e

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If you actually feel like clicking that link above, I gots one word for ya: one-note. It's hyphenated so it's totally one word shut up. Into Pieces self-challenge resumes tomorrow!

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