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Song Parodies -> "Artist Class"

Original Song Title:

"Heart of Glass"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Blondie

Parody Song Title:

"Artist Class"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

You thought it was gonna be a nice day of painting people and people painting...until some asshole decides to be, well, an asshole.
Once I had some fun but that time has passed
All because you've ruined artist class
All the paint, you've mixed 'til we can't fi-i-ind
A single shade that will work right

Even those who want to use black-and-white
They can't because you're an absolute shite
Snapped all the brushes and I'm askin' "why-y-y?"
You seemed like such an artsy guy

I can't see
Why you had to punch through this canvas of mine
And ev'ryone elses as well, that's not right
I know my sketch of you wasn't all that good
But punchin' it's just ru-ude

Could've flipped me off or just gave me sass
But nope, you spraycanned my artist class
Airborne particles, bad for my eye-eye-eyes
Can't be good for people's lungs, mind

Mad as shite
And in all this confusion I'm still askin' why
Was it that your drawin' wasn't seen as that fine?
Or was your inspiration dru-ugs?

Da-da-da
Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da
Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da
Da-da-da-da-da-da-da, yeah-eah
In hindsight, doi-in' tha-at wasn't bri-ight

Ooh-ooh-ooh-oh-oh-oh
Ooh-ooh-ooh-oh-oh
Ooh-ooh-ooh-oh-oh-oh
Ooh-ooh-ooh-oh-oh

Maybe just a puff and I'd be more lax
If you wanted to smoke hard drugs in my class
But you took twelve hits only to fi-i-ind
You went quite nuts, you're banned for life

Ooh-ooh-ooh-oh-oh
Ooh-ooh-ooh-oh-oh
Ooh-ooh-ooh-oh-oh
Ooh-ooh-ooh-oh-oh

Lesson of life: don't smoke and paint. Or don't pop and paint. I didn't specify which drugs because I figured that was best left up to reader interpretation. All I know about drugs boils down to "weed makes you act silly, LSD shows you things and bath salts is a big pile of DON'T".

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