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Song Parodies -> "Hurts Like Heck, The Solar Plexus"

Original Song Title:

"All My Ex's Live in Texas"

Original Performer:

George Strait

Parody Song Title:

"Hurts Like Heck, The Solar Plexus"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Dude doesn't wanna get punched. Fair enough.
Hurts like heck, the solar plexus
Try not to hit that spa-ace upon my torso, please
It hurts like heck, the solar plexus
I'd prefer you take a ba-at to both my-y knees

Afraid that I'm no bio major
Cause study ain't my thi-ing, true
Don't ask me-e what exactly-y
The solar ple-exus is, dude
Know it's betwixt my useless nips
And my oversized belly
And if it's hit then all your wind gets
Blown right ou-out like a strong breeze

Hurts like heck, the solar plexus
I'm not a fan of pain of any sort, so please
Don't punch my feckin' solar plexus
I'd prefer it if you gra-abbed my balls a-and squeezed

I'm aware it's not normal to quiver
At the thought of hits
To the plexus? Fine, you may be ri-ight
I beg to differ, to wit:
See, I prefer that my oxygen
Stays in my lu-ungs, right
So if you could keep your anger que-elled
And refrain your stri-i-ike

Hurts like heck, the solar plexus
Know you're in quite the ra-age and you're strong as can be
So please don't wreck my solar plexus
Cause it may knock more tha-an the wind fro-om me
It sounds like I-I'm whinin'
But it is the truth, no lie
Your punches hurt like he-ell, might just ki-ill me

Assuming you only have the four ex's, surely there must be somewhere in Texas you can live if you love it so much, George. Do you just consider the whole state tainted due to the presence of four women you used to be with? Sounds like you're the one with the problem, dude.

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Pacing: 4.6
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Overall Rating: 4.4

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Jonathan - May 16, 2016 - Report this comment
so... what's a Solar Plexus? 5's
Rob Arndt - May 16, 2016 - Report this comment
That place where the cops used to aim for with a straight or side handle baton before tasers were around! My brother nailed many perps this way. 555 for the parody!

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