-> "This Kneeling"
Original Song Title:
"This Feeling"
Original Performer:
The Chainsmokers ft. Kelsea Ballerini
Parody Song Title:
"This Kneeling"
The Lyrics
Wish that you had warned me about the total hell
That this job has me needin' to go through with the shelves
Don't know if I can take it, swear I heard somethin' pop
I need to keep both my knees to jump and skip and then hop
It's such a pain in the neck in the metaphor sense
The cold, hard floor always wrecks me, right
Kneepads are all that I want, you told me to piss off
Guess you don't know what this kneelin' is like
My knees hurt, yeah-ee-yeah-eah, yeah-ee-yeah-ee-yeah-eah
Yeah-ee-yeah-eah, yeah-ee-yeah-ee-yeah-eah-eah-eah
My knees hurt, yeah-ee-yeah-eah, yeah-ee-yeah-ee-yeah-eah-eah-eah
Yeah-ee-yeah-eah, yeah, yeah-ee-yeah-eah-eah
How can you ignore me as well as all the rest
Of your shelf-stacker people? They've told you it's the pits
These pants give no protection when on hard tiles, knees rest (on hard tiles, knees rest)
Just give them a good inspection, their condition ain't the best
And there's no way we can bend over to do all this
Because that's where all the big things lie (oh-oh, yeah)
Good health is all that we want, no way we'll pull that off
'Cause you don't know what this kneelin' is like
My knees hurt, yeah-ee-yeah-eah, yeah-ee-yeah-ee-yeah-eah-eah-eah
Yeah-ee-yeah-eah, yeah, yeah-ee-yeah-eah-eah
My knees hurt, yeah-ee-yeah-eah, yeah-ee-yeah-ee-yeah-eah-eah-eah
Yeah-ee-yeah-eah, yeah, yeah-ee-yeah-eah-eah
Sure, it's not so gory but it still hurts like hell
So much so that the option to knee-bend's gone as well
All we want is a cushion, some pants of thicker cloth
Don't yell "Suck it up, newbie!", you'll make a mess with that froth (whoo-ooh-ooh-ooh)
Also I've dealt with this shit for years, think five or six
Memories have had a big rewrite (whoo-ooh-ooh-ooh)
I don't know months all that much, all I know is how strong
The pain of all of this kneelin' is like
Our knees hurt so, so (yeah-eah-eah-eah)
Must hear that groan, groan (yeah-eah)
Yeah-eee-eah-eah, blows, blows (yeah-ee-yeah-eah, yeah-ee-yeah-ee-yeah-eah)
You should know, bozo (yeah-ee-yeah-eah, yeah-ee-yeah-ee-yeah-eah-eah-eah)
Our knees hurt, yeah-eah-eah, oh, oh-oh
Our knees hurt, yeah-eah, he-ey-ee-yeah-heah-eah
They might blow
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