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Song Parodies -> "Decepticon Idiot - Part 4: Battered Base of Bashed Machines"

Original Song Title:

"Boulevard of Broken Dreams"

Original Performer:

Green Day

Parody Song Title:

"Decepticon Idiot - Part 4: Battered Base of Bashed Machines"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

The aftermath of a TRANSFORMER battle is never a pretty sight to see. Dismembered limbs, oil and energon splattered everywhere, acres of debris, it's not pleasant. The previous night's battle for ruler of the DECEPTICONS was no different, with the reluctant THUNDERCRACKER the first to awaken...and gather his thoughts on the scene.
THUNDERCRACKER:
I hear a rumblin' moan
It grows 'til all that I hear is those tones
There's no shock here, no
Very clear to me that we are all prone
Take in stock what I see
In this battered base of bashed machines
Where energon leaks
There's no Decepticon here that isn't prone
We're lyin' prone, all lyin' prone
We're lyin' prone, it's painful

A pile of severed fingers lie beside me
I can't identify who they're from quickly
Cause my brain module's so close to rebootin'
'Til then I'll lie here prone

Ah-ah, ah-ah, ah-ah, ah-ah
Ah-ah, ah-ah, ah-ah

It's such an awful sight
Robots lie in pain for megamiles
Missin' limbs and eyes
Cause we bought right into Starscream's boast
If robots could cry
I would cause mass violence isn't right
On Autobots, fine
But stupid, petty fights? I just don't think so
I don't think so, I don't think so
I don't think so, it's pointless

Never bought into the Decepticon creed
Somethin' seemed iffy 'bout "Peace through tyranny"
So why in Cybertron did I think Starscream
Would be better? Don't know

Ah-ah, ah-ah, ah-ah, ah-ah
Ah-ah, ah-ah, I plain don't know what I thought

This sight that's before me
In this battered base of bashed machines
It might sicken me
But I can't complain much cause I'd get shot

The closest thing we have to a medic's me
Cause I'm the only 'Con who shows empathy
I'd better ignore Megatron cause Starscream
Will not be happy, no

THUNDERCRACKER may regret his impulsive decision to thrown in his lot with STARSCREAM, but for now he has a job to do. The impromptu medic begins sorting through the wreckage of the DECEPTICON base, wielding limbs back on and setting up energon IV's, all the while hoping that he hasn't made the biggest mistake of his life...

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