Meredith Moroney
One day in Princeton University
She happened to see
An actor filming; name was Russell Crowe

She took a photo, it
Didn't make Crowe throw a major fit
He raised a digit
It caused a stir cause it was the middle one

The middle one
The middle one

The middle one
The middle...

She's just a fan, Russell Crowe, you can't blame her
You didn't have to go and raise your finger
Your action caused a stir with the media
Why did you do that, Crowe?

Temper, temper, temper, Aah-arg
Temper, temper, temper

You checked in your hotel
Said you were jet-lagged; not feeling well
You went and caused hell
'Cause you threw a broken telephone

It's your own damn fault
You're charged with second degree assault
'Cause you didn't halt
And 'cause of that, Nestor's been whacked by a phone

Whacked by a phone
Whacked by a phone

Whacked by a phone
Whacked by a...

You had to fork out US 160 bucks
That's better than what happened with those three shmucks
They tried to extort cash from you, so you struck
Why do you do this, Crowe?

Temper, temper, temper, Aah-arg
Temper, temper

Oh, Russell Crowe
Oh, Russell...

You're making a bad name
For Australians, that's pretty lame
'Cause you have to maim
Anyone who ticks you off, oh, Russell...

How dare you make Aussies look eas'ly angried
I know that's not a word, but Crowe, can't you see
At least in South Park your temper was par'died
That's why I hate you, Crowe...