-> "Loading Time"
Original Song Title:
"Closing Time"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Loading Time"
The Lyrics
Loading time, games become a bore
When it has to load ev'ry bird
Loading time, I can turn a film on
Game's still loadin' when the film's done, absurd
Loading time, watch the little spinning ball
Until you have been bored to tears
Loading time, I'm afraid it's no joke
Feels like it's been years
I'm still waiting for this game to load
Had a three-course dinner, it still loads
Want to shoot some Nazi zombies, load
Please just loa-oa-oad
Loading time, I play games to calm down
But this bullcrap pisses me off
Loading time, upgrades aren't an option
I play consoles, don't care if you scoff
Because the simple fact is
This game should be epic
Not loading screens with no end
Loading time, so I'm stuck here sitting
'Til the loading screens are frigging dead
Yeah
Sick of waiting for this game to load
Could order pizza from Domino's
From another country while it loads
Damn you, loa-oa-oad
Loading time, damn, the power went out
Have to start it again, oh God
I swear, this game taunts me while it loads
Helpful hints and clues for where to go-o
I'll forget them by the time it loads
Come on, loa-oa-oad
There's no music playing, that's a load
Least it isn't hold music, a pro-o
Not much of a positive, I know
So just loa-oa-oad
Loading time, now you've friggin' finished
Will Sonic be as bad as they said?
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