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Song Parodies -> "Hideout"

Original Song Title:

"My House"

Original Performer:

Flo Rida

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The Lyrics

Part of my "Into Pieces" self-challenge. Two men are on the run from a thing, time to enter their secret hidey-place! If only they could remember how the hell to open it...
Know you wanna escape, stop
My hideout can't be found, true stuff, uh

They will no-ot find the doo-oor once we've bo-oth gone i-in
There's no kno-ob, handle o-or peephole u-upon i-it
All these henchmen are morons, won't gue-uess the tri-ick
So just gi-ive me a se-ec, recall wha-at it i-is
So do I flick the light switch (so do I flick the light switch)
Seven times, is that it (seven times, is that it)?
Method's ingenious (method's ingenious)
So much so I forgot it, it

Where is my hideout?
Cause we gotta hide now
Our lights will be blown out
Forgotten my kno-oo-o-oow-how
Where is my hideout?
I don't wanna die now
That option is right out
Where'd the damn switch go-oo-o-oo now?
Uh, where is my hideout?
Ey, where is my hideout?

Was it so-omethin' to do-o with the sky-ylight chai-ain?
Is it a-a switch hidde-en in the floo-oorboard's grai-ain?
Somewhere deep in the fridge disguised as champa-agne?
They don't kno-ow I hate booze, that's the hi-int, oka-ay (I don't like booze)
I'm gonna check in the fridge (I'm gonna check in the fridge)
Odd thing out is the switch (odd thing out's the switch)
Wait, it's empty? Well, shit (it's empty? Well, shit)
Well, cross that one off the list, list

Where is my hideout?
Kinda need to hide now (yeah)
Our brains will be blown out
I forgot my kno-oo-o-oow-how (ah, ah)
Where is my hideout?
Won't do good to die now (it would suck, kinda suck)
'Neath the chairs? That's right out (nope, that's out)
Where'd the damn switch go-oo-o-oo now (go now, go now)?
Uh, where is my hideout (my hideout's plain gone)?
What the frig, where is my hideout?

I know somewhere tucked in my crib's an awesome pad
It houses my hideout, I ain't kiddin' you, man
I'm feelin' ev'ry wall, hopin' to nab
That simple friggin' trigger, bam, no longer in deep crap
Help, bud, we're stuck, lend a hand
Go huntin' for that button, hang on, where did you go, man?
Wait, did you find the toggle? How the hell'd you do that?
My hideout's open, grand

You found my hideout
Inside my TV? Wow (ey, woo, woo)
Should've figured that out (stupid brain, stupid brain, failed now)
Cause who uses tho-oo-o-oose now (Netflix, chill)?
You found my hideout
Hope no-one saw you now (we'd be stuffed)
Now it's time to climb down
Wait, don't let it clo-oo-o-oose now (don't now)
That's my damn hideout (you heard me)
I took too long? Don't do this, bud, let me in, not out (my hideout, hideout)
Bud, bud, that's my damn hideout (you suck now, ahaha)

Otherwise known as what happens when Robin gets sick of Batman's shit.

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