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Song Parodies -> "No Time"

Original Song Title:

"Snowblind"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Styx

Parody Song Title:

"No Time"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

There's nothing worse than almost completing the final task in a video game only to find out the damn timer has ticked down. Arse!
Any game that you may play
They are all bad in the same way
I thought that I could beat the boss
But then the timer had ticked off

It's bad enough to have to aim
An arrow at his ugly face
But in under 2 minutes
How in the hell are you meant to win it?

There's no time, can't beat the level!
How can I defeat the end boss?
I've got no time, no time, no time

'Find the fair princess from in the Space Wasp Hive'
With only one or two spare lives
Path's littered with enemies I don't know how to fight
It couldn't be worse, but then it might
Cuz suddenly there's

No time, to find the princess
My lives keep slipping away
Since there's no time, no time, no time

Game cheats are just what I need
So that I may, at last, succeed
Increase the time by 10
Won't see that 'Game Over' screen again

No time, can't reach the end zone
Unless I enter a cheat
But ev'ry time I try it
It doesn't think that it's legit
There's no time to comlete this damn game!
Oh, and this is for Artistry Event 5.

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Matthias - June 19, 2007 - Report this comment
The timer sticking all you have left is 5:55
Ann Hammond - June 19, 2007 - Report this comment
I like this
Syncronos - June 29, 2007 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but as a fan of OLD SCHOOL NES Ninja Gaiden (not this new Xbox thing), I know your pain!
Rex - July 01, 2007 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Anyone under 50 can relate to video game blues. Great idea well done!
Agrimorfee - July 09, 2007 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Not as funny as I hoped it would be --maybe it's because I'm not that much into video games. some questionable pacing popups here, too.
Below Average Dave - July 11, 2007 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Well, Conq, I have to admit, I was far more impressed in most the previous rounds, this one just seems to be a little off on the pacing, especially towards the beginning. . .the middle of the song gets better, but I never really laughed. . .sorry--but you know how I feel about your work in general:)
Jack Wilson - July 11, 2007 - Report this comment
That was pretty good,5s

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