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Song Parodies -> "I Want a Foe"

Original Song Title:

"I Wanna Go"

Original Performer:

Britney Spears

Parody Song Title:

"I Want a Foe"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Part of my Pop Danthology 2011 self-challenge. A superhero is sick of thumping generic bank robbers...he wants a real challenge!
All these years that I've been batt-l-in'
Poundin' endless mooks, it sometimes makes me think
No-one sticks 'round
Ev'ry enemy that I fight quits
One flame punch and they decide that that is it
They all bow out
Stay here, plea-ease
I need archfie-iends
T-To be enemie-ies

I-I-I want a foe-oe-oe who will sta-a-ay
Swear vengea-eance and all tha-at shite
So-o-omeone who wo-o-on't hit the di-i-irt
And leave a-after just o-one fight, whoa-oh-oh
I-I-I want a foe-oe-oe who will sta-a-ay
Curse my fle-esh and all tha-at shite
So-o-omeone who's no-o-o damn red shi-i-irt
Sick of the-ese one-side-ed fights, whoa-oh-oh

Not too much to ask for one bad schmuck
To last longer and escape to cause havoc
Not just tap out
Sick of all this "I surrender" shit
Want my Lex Luthor, a real antagonist
No more cop-outs
Enemie-ies
Are weak, don't see-ee
F-Foe potential, gee-eez

I-I-I want a foe-oe-oe who will sta-a-ay
Have big pla-ans and all tha-at shite
So-o-omeone who wo-o-on't take a di-i-irt
Nap afte-er one small hea-ead strike, whoa-oh-oh
I-I-I want a foe-oe-oe who will sta-a-ay
Rue the da-ay and all tha-at shite
So-o-omeone who's no-o-o petty je-e-erk
More comple-ex motives, a-alright, whoa-oh-oh

S-S-S-S-S-Someone please (won't someone please)
Find fiends for me (find fiends for me)
W-W-Worth-thy to defeat (worthy to defeat, defeat, defeat, d-defeat-feat-f-f-feat)

I-I-I want a foe-oe-oe who will sta-a-ay
Kidnap ki-ings and all tha-at shite
So-o-omeone who wo-o-on't eat the di-i-irt
Once I u-unleash my fu-ull might
I-I-I want a foe-oe-oe who will sta-a-ay
Blow up to-owns and all tha-at shite
So-o-omeone who's no-o-o brainless twe-e-erp
Random thu-ugs aren't worth the-e fight, whoa-oh-oh

And then all his loved ones get murdered. Be careful what you wish for, champy...

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