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Song Parodies -> "Broken Chair"

Original Song Title:

"Everywhere"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Michelle Branch

Parody Song Title:

"Broken Chair"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Chair done got brokey.
Didn't think that I was that heavy
But even if it was super rusty
The point is that scra-a-ap, scrap lyin' the-e-ere
Is what's left of my-y-y, my fav'rite chair
My broken chair

Not like it's in two simple parts
Would be too easy to toss in my ca-a-ar
There's bolts and wheels and pie-ie-ieces ev'rywhe-e-ere
Unrecognisabl-l-le as a once-chai-ai-air

How'd I break my chair with ea-ease?
No easy answer out there I can see
But what is not a joke is that now my cheeks
See, they have no, ooh-whoa-whoa-oh-oh-whoa
Place they can go-o

I should've broken out the tape for rea-eal
When it started to loudly creak and squea-ea-eal
Instead I let it snap right under me
Look at the back of my-y head, you can see-ee-ee
Bruise it gave me-e-e

Had a broken chair benea-eath?
Not really comfy, you can believe me
But I still do not know how that came to be
Just up and broke, ooh-whoa-whoa-oh-oh-whoa
How? I don't kno-o-ow
It kinda blo-o-ows
Whoa-oh-ooh-oh-oh-ooh-oh-oh-oh

A part I left out, man
Is that the chair at ha-and
Was not some wooden thing
Or some office shit-pie-iece
The chair that broke toda-ay
Was the cockpit seat for my pla-a-ane
Obvious why that blo-ows
Busted mid-air like so-o

Hate this broken chair, you see-ee
It's hard to fly a plane crouched on my knees
Know what you're thinkin': "use the ejector seat"
Come on, you dope, ooh-whoa-whoa-oh-oh, yeah
Got a broken chair, beats me-e-e
If that then affects the ejector sea-eat
But there's a big issue-ue, takes priority:
Flyin' too low, ooh-whoa-whoa-oh-oh-whoa

First: don't smash to smithe-ereens
Then we'll see if it works, gee-ee-eez

Sabotage! Maybe! Who knows! Or cares, really!

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