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Song Parodies -> "Fish In My Face"

Original Song Title:

"Wish You Were Gay"

Original Performer:

Billie Eilish

Parody Song Title:

"Fish In My Face"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

You're having a good time, out on the sea, when suddenly *SPLAPP!*
Just plain bad luck where I stood, I never could've guessed what would
Happen, how could I know? It looked like a nice day (aww)
Clouds had pissed off, boat did not rock, a lovely breeze had yet to drop
And then "Kapow!", sight got cut off in a weird way (hahahahahahahaha)

I just wanted to have a nice day
With the gentle crashing of the ocean waves, mmm
I can't tell you how shocked I was when that thing came my way, mmm-mmm-mmm
I just got a fish in my face

When I looked on the ocean blue, I never thought I'd get a bruise
Monkey's paw twist to "I could use a change of pace (pace, pace, pace, pace)"
Threw that thing right the hell back there, I guess it took that as a dare
Because its piscine brethren came along to take its place (yay)

How am I s'pposed to make sense of this day?
'Cause a whole school chose to jump up in my way, oh-oh
Hard to tell you just what long string of awful words escaped, oh-oh-oh
Just got lots of fish in my face

Salt in my eyes, it's never been that much of a nice sensation
At first I was surprised how that first fish had hit me so square in my nose's location
But that shifted with the fishy procession, yeah-eah
'Til all I had was utter rage, mad and filled with rage

I just want to yell and shout all day
Oh, but all these fish refuse to take a break
Hard to tell them how much I wish they'd die without a space, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
With a ton of fish in my face
Got a lot of fish in my face
Just got lots of fish in my face

Clearly John Oliver broke out the fish cannon again.

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