Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "Wallet"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Ashford & Simpson

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

That moment when you reach into your pocket and realise that something's amiss...
Oh, for Go-od's sa-ake
I've misplaced
My-y ca-ash-bag, ma-a-ate
Was i-it o-on the bu-us?
Ma-an, this sucks
Got stuff today
Which calls for me to pay
But I've no bucks
I've got no bucks
Whick kinda sucks

I've lost my wallet
Wallet's up and gone
Not in my pocket
With my cou-ou-oupons, oh-oh, mmm
Wallet's what I've lost
All my stuff in it, woo
It's all pissed ri-i-ight o-o-o-o-o-o-o-off

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh crap
That's my plans gone to waste
Now I'll have to chase
Up ev'ry taxi
I've taken since Septembe-er (ah-ah-ah-ah)
All just in case when I
Paid a fare one night
I plain missed my right
Pocket altogethe-er (ah-ah-ah-ah)
Might have mi-ispla-aced
It toda-ay
O-Or ba-ack in Ma-a-ay
My brai-ain i-is a fo-og
Ca-an't think of
A single place
Where I know for sure, mate
It could've dropped
Where did it drop?
I'm real pissed off

I've lost my wallet
Wallet's up and gone
All my bus tickets (ah-ah)
Are all simply-y-y lo-o-o-o-o-o-o-ost

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh crap
Not, not so good
I mean, how would
You react, dude
If your keys flew the coo-oo-oo-oo-oop?
But I'm still thi-inki-in'
Brain's still ti-icki-i-i-i-in'
Where i-in the cra-ap
Has my wallet go-one?
Dropped a-at the park?
Such a myriad, woo
Of options, should give up
I won't give up
I can't give up
I want my stuff

I need my wallet, hoo
Wallet has a lot
Of cash, ten dollars, oh-oh-oh
To me, tha-a-at's lots, oh-oh (ah-oh-oh-oh-ooh)
Wallet, where is it?
Wallet's up and gone (ah)
Hope it ain't stolen, woo
I'm no good wi-i-ith co-o-o-o-o-o-o-ops
Wallet, wallet, wallet, wallet, wallet

This level of panic is me, but I don't keep coupons in my wallet. Or bus tickets, really (not since I got a Metrocard, which is a re-usable bus ticket in essence, so it still sorta counts). Nor do I take taxis, but I'm getting distracted.

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 

In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.

Voting Results

Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 5

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 2   0
 3   0
 4   0
 5   5

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 562