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Trevor Daniel

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Part of my "Something to Believe In Supplemental" self-challenge. You know what sucks? Surveys!
Oh-oh-oh-oh-ho-oh-ho (ooh, ooh, ooh)

You ask what I feel, I can't honestly give a shit
I don't know why you don't have that as a thing to click
It's bogus, can't say what I want
No, don't you call me lazy, I can't say anything
Can't pass this one, feels like I should have the chance to skip
Because it's the truth that I have no real thoughts on this
So bogus, I can't lie, it's wrong
It's drivin' me real crazy, why must I do this thing?

Offered me some cash if I simply fill this out for ya
But, you see, it's all a bunch of guff that's designed to bore ya
The options all say the same stuff, phrased in diff'rent ways, it's dumb, how can I pick just one?
And I know if I pick wrong, I won't know until it's all in
Swore I won't fill out a poll again but they keep on comin'
If your crap didn't come in, some asshole would force a new one
Feelin' like I'm wastin' my time, how can this help you much?
Huge list of things that I might like, rate 'em from 5 to 1
I feel "meh" about ev'ry one, won't help your system much
Why must I waste all of my time? This whole thing is so dumb

To ask what I feel about all of this random shit
Is to be a douche with no thoughts but what box to tick
It's bogus, no point to this guff
Sucks that you can still make me do this real stupid thing
The hate that I feel for goin' through this pointless shit
Is one I'll tell you outside of this form, but I'll tick
This bogus line off like you want
"How'd you like this survey?" Please let me just end this thing

I told you that I hate all this
Not a fan of pollin' now
Like to open up and give my trust
You've found a way to kill that now
Killed it now
Tears me up inside
With each page load now

I was gonna do a "You know what also sucks? This song!" bit, but I felt that that doesn't really work when the song in question isn't bad, just...existent.

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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 1

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