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Song Parodies -> "My Blog Post Got Huge Clicks? Well, I'm Shocked (Risin' Up)"

Original Song Title:

"My Songs Know What You Did in the Dark"

Original Performer:

Fall Out Boy

Parody Song Title:

"My Blog Post Got Huge Clicks? Well, I'm Shocked (Risin' Up)"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

How did that happen?
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh

N-N-Never really thought I'd make my mark (mark)
On the 'net, but on a mad lark (lark)
Thought I'd write a small screed-screed, I typed up
On my blog, then I hit the park, ah
Checkin' my e-email while I revel (revel)
In the non-hellscape that's offline where I can settle
A low chance of fumin', angry rage from me or others, mate
Hang on, my inbox is full, why?

Wait, my blog post got huge clicks? Well, I'm shocked
Hits risin' up, up, up, risin' up, up, up
Risin' up, up, up, blog's on fire
Hits risin' up, up, up (oh), risin' up, up, up (oh)
Risin' up, up, up (oh), blog's on fire
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
W-Well, I'm shocked, shocked
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
W-Well, I'm shocked, shocked

My writin' was mild, could not incite (-cite)
Rapturous joy or vicious hate, that's right (right)
And yet the comments keep comin', I wish I could delete
But none of them are spam or double-posts or bigotry (you see)
Alert tone rings in my ears with each new message
I would turn it off but I'm not good at tech shit
Did I miss a comma? Do I not write good?
Or are they not used to hairy peens?

Wait, my blog post got huge clicks? Well, I'm shocked
Hits risin' up, up, up, risin' up, up, up
Risin' up, up, up, blog's on fire
Hits risin' up, up, up (oh), risin' up, up, up (oh)
Risin' up, up, up (oh), blog's on fire
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
W-Well, I'm shocked, shocked
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
W-Well, I'm shocked, shocked

Wait, my blog post got huge clicks? Well, I'm shocked (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh)
Wait, my blog post got huge clicks? Well, I'm shocked (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh)
Hits risin' up, up, up, risin' up, up, up
Risin' up, up, up, blog's on fire
Hits risin' up, up, up (oh), risin' up, up, up (oh)
Risin' up, up, up (oh), blog's on fire
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
W-Well, I'm shocked, shocked
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
W-Well, I'm shocked, shocked
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh

Well, that's the first time I couldn't fit the title of a song instead of being unable to fit every single credited artist. Given the song title conventions of Fall Out Boy, I shouldn't be that shocked, really.

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Matthias - August 22, 2019 - Report this comment
Being on YouTube I now how this feels. Most of your stuff gets unnoticed but you get a few that REALLY shine and when you get ones that get lots of clicks or views it’s pretty awesome!

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