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Song Parodies -> "I Believe I Can Poo"

Original Song Title:

"I Believe I Can Fly"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

R. Kelly

Parody Song Title:

"I Believe I Can Poo"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

I have to do dis song for music, and I'm singing, so I better not screw up da lyrics while singin...
I used to think that I could not go dump
And loo was nothing than a piece of junk
But now I know the meaning of B.M.
I'm leaning on the seat of my toilet

If I can eat it, then I can poo it
If I just digest it, there's nothing to it

I believe I can poo
I belive I can flush the loo
I think about it every night and day
Do my business, go away
I belive I can crap
Just ignore the sound of impatient raps
I believe I can poo
I believe I can poo
I believe I can poo

See I was on the verge of haemorrhoids
Sometimes pooing can just annoy
There are bowel movements in life I must go through
But first I know it's all inside of me, oh

If I can eat it, then I can poo it
If I just digest it, there's nothing to it

I believe I can poo
I belive I can flush the loo
I think about it every night and day
Do my business, go away
I belive I can crap
Just ignore the sound of impatient raps
I believe I can poo
I believe I can poo
I believe I can poo

Hey, cuz I belive in me, oh

If I can eat it, then I can poo it
If I just digest it, there's nothing to it

I believe I can poo
I belive I can flush the loo
I think about it every night and day
Do my business, go away
I belive I can crap
Just ignore the sound of impatient raps
I believe I can poo
I believe I can poo
I believe I can poo

Hey, if I just stock the tank
I can poo
I can poo
I can poo, hey
If I just stock the tank
I can poo
Poo-ooh-ooh

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Pacing: 3.0
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Overall Rating: 3.4

Total Votes: 12

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Yet Another Dutchman - August 27, 2005 - Report this comment
444 You've excreted better parodies before :-P
feline - September 18, 2010 - Report this comment
OMG AHAHA
Poo Or Get The F**k Off The Commode - September 20, 2010 - Report this comment
The OS is alright to me, mainly because it's on the Michael Jordan / Loony Tunes film "Space Jam". That movie is no classic but Michael had enough sence not to do an egocentric outside project like a rap album like some other hoop stars have done. Other than that R. Kelly's music is irritating porno-poo and he is such a pervert as well. Your parody ain't poo, it's pretty good.

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