Song Parodies -> I Believe I Can Poo
| Original Song Title: | "I Believe I Can Fly" |
| Original Performer: | R. Kelly |
| Parody Song Title: | "I Believe I Can Poo" |
| Parody Written by: | the_conqueror_of_parodies |
I have to do dis song for music, and I'm singing, so I better not screw up da lyrics while singin...
I used to think that I could not go dump
And loo was nothing than a piece of junk
But now I know the meaning of B.M.
I'm leaning on the seat of my toilet
If I can eat it, then I can poo it
If I just digest it, there's nothing to it
I believe I can poo
I belive I can flush the loo
I think about it every night and day
Do my business, go away
I belive I can crap
Just ignore the sound of impatient raps
I believe I can poo
I believe I can poo
I believe I can poo
See I was on the verge of haemorrhoids
Sometimes pooing can just annoy
There are bowel movements in life I must go through
But first I know it's all inside of me, oh
If I can eat it, then I can poo it
If I just digest it, there's nothing to it
I believe I can poo
I belive I can flush the loo
I think about it every night and day
Do my business, go away
I belive I can crap
Just ignore the sound of impatient raps
I believe I can poo
I believe I can poo
I believe I can poo
Hey, cuz I belive in me, oh
If I can eat it, then I can poo it
If I just digest it, there's nothing to it
I believe I can poo
I belive I can flush the loo
I think about it every night and day
Do my business, go away
I belive I can crap
Just ignore the sound of impatient raps
I believe I can poo
I believe I can poo
I believe I can poo
Hey, if I just stock the tank
I can poo
I can poo
I can poo, hey
If I just stock the tank
I can poo
Poo-ooh-ooh
And loo was nothing than a piece of junk
But now I know the meaning of B.M.
I'm leaning on the seat of my toilet
If I can eat it, then I can poo it
If I just digest it, there's nothing to it
I believe I can poo
I belive I can flush the loo
I think about it every night and day
Do my business, go away
I belive I can crap
Just ignore the sound of impatient raps
I believe I can poo
I believe I can poo
I believe I can poo
See I was on the verge of haemorrhoids
Sometimes pooing can just annoy
There are bowel movements in life I must go through
But first I know it's all inside of me, oh
If I can eat it, then I can poo it
If I just digest it, there's nothing to it
I believe I can poo
I belive I can flush the loo
I think about it every night and day
Do my business, go away
I belive I can crap
Just ignore the sound of impatient raps
I believe I can poo
I believe I can poo
I believe I can poo
Hey, cuz I belive in me, oh
If I can eat it, then I can poo it
If I just digest it, there's nothing to it
I believe I can poo
I belive I can flush the loo
I think about it every night and day
Do my business, go away
I belive I can crap
Just ignore the sound of impatient raps
I believe I can poo
I believe I can poo
I believe I can poo
Hey, if I just stock the tank
I can poo
I can poo
I can poo, hey
If I just stock the tank
I can poo
Poo-ooh-ooh
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444 You've excreted better parodies before :-P
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