-> "I Believe I Can Poo"
Original Song Title:
"I Believe I Can Fly"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"I Believe I Can Poo"
The Lyrics
I used to think that I could not go dump
And loo was nothing than a piece of junk
But now I know the meaning of B.M.
I'm leaning on the seat of my toilet
If I can eat it, then I can poo it
If I just digest it, there's nothing to it
I believe I can poo
I belive I can flush the loo
I think about it every night and day
Do my business, go away
I belive I can crap
Just ignore the sound of impatient raps
I believe I can poo
I believe I can poo
I believe I can poo
See I was on the verge of haemorrhoids
Sometimes pooing can just annoy
There are bowel movements in life I must go through
But first I know it's all inside of me, oh
If I can eat it, then I can poo it
If I just digest it, there's nothing to it
I believe I can poo
I belive I can flush the loo
I think about it every night and day
Do my business, go away
I belive I can crap
Just ignore the sound of impatient raps
I believe I can poo
I believe I can poo
I believe I can poo
Hey, cuz I belive in me, oh
If I can eat it, then I can poo it
If I just digest it, there's nothing to it
I believe I can poo
I belive I can flush the loo
I think about it every night and day
Do my business, go away
I belive I can crap
Just ignore the sound of impatient raps
I believe I can poo
I believe I can poo
I believe I can poo
Hey, if I just stock the tank
I can poo
I can poo
I can poo, hey
If I just stock the tank
I can poo
Poo-ooh-ooh
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