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Song Parodies -> "The Sponge"

Original Song Title:

"The Crunge"

Original Performer:

Led Zeppelin

Parody Song Title:

"The Sponge"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Whooooooooooooo lives in a pineapple under the sea?
I wanna tell you 'bout this one thing
No real point in hidin' the name, cause
Ev'ryone's heard of it, man
I still have to tell you 'bout this dumb sponge boy
Brightest yellow, pants with a hard ridge, oh, hey
Seems harsh to call him "obnoxious" but it's true, it's not a joke, yeah
The way he's laughin', really hurts
Unaware that his behaviour annoys all he sees
Ah-ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah-ah
Really hurts, ah-ah-ah-ah, there's more, you see

Ooh, his friend is dumb as rocks
Gotta tell you, an insult to rocks
Because the dim look in his eyes
May seem vacant, but I think somethin' does hide, yeah
Ooh, Patrick Starfish can come off as a douche
He's aware that he hurts dudes but just doesn't care
Ooh, still if he's genuinely a big fool, bro
Uh, his brand of fool is so damn frustratin', blows so
Ah-ah yeah-eah, blows so

Next-door neighbour, that poor Squidward, their treatment of him I abhor so
Sure, he's cranky, wouldn't you be if these stupid joke brats had
Their one mission to never give you space, would rot you to the core, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Not the only character who gets the stick short
Sandy Cheeks the squirrel, the least main character I know
At least in the, least in all the, in all that I've seen
She's been underutilised when compared to that Plankton joke, oy
S'pposed to be the villain, the most common foe, man
But he's so pathetic, his plans rarely work, damn
Not much of an asshole, but let's look at that Mr. Krabs
He's the one that really makes me swear out loud, oh
Don't like Spongebob, sure, but his boss, that greedy lout
Hate 'im lots, hate 'im, hate 'im, hate 'im

Ah, excuse me, you'll have to excuse me
I'm not really mad or pissed
This stupid show can't get me pissed
Please, why would I get pissed?
I'm just sick of it cause there's no end to it


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