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Song Parodies -> "Limber"

Original Song Title:

"Timber"

Original Performer:

Pitbull

Parody Song Title:

"Limber"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Part of my "Do What You Wanna Do" self-challenge. A guy with super-stretchy powers brags about said powers. Cause let's be fair, stretchiness is a pretty cool power. Enjoy!
I'm twistin' round, I'm super limber
Compare me to a rubber ba-and
Flexible spine and rubber fingers
What an awesome power to ge-et
Wooh-ooh-ooh-ooh (limber), wooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh (limber)
Wooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh (I'm twistin' round)
Wooh-ooh-ooh-ooh (limber), wooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh (limber)
Wooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh (oooooh I'm twistin' round whoo!)

I'm takin' my arms and stretchin' 'em long
A cinch for me, boy, like fallin' off logs
So thin they're like fishin' wi-ire, heads off
If you're dumb and piss me off, limber
Stretch round, down and up, limber
Round the world, kick my own butt, limber
Radioactive goo drum spilled
Sure boosted my Dexterity skill, limber
Stretch my forearms out and round
Make sure the bad guy's goin' down
My limbs can stretch cross this town
Six diff'rent ways, up and downtown
When there's no bad guys around
At limbo, I'm the best in town (woah-ho-ho-oh-oh)
Say that's cheatin', might be now
They're too impressed to take my crown

Twistin' around, I'm super limber
Head's in CancĂșn, left leg's in Fra-ance
The rest of my bod's in Vancouver
Sure is a long damn way to stre-etch
I'm twistin' round (still twistin' round), I'm super limber
These feats I do (weird feats I do) just cause I ca-an (because I can)
Though I still fight off dumbass robbers
Like to show off how I can stre-etch (look how I stre-etch)
Woah-oh-oh-oh (limber), woah-oh-oh-oh-oh (limber)
Woah-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh (I'm twistin' round)
Woah-oh-oh-oh (limber), woah-oh-oh-oh-oh (limber)
Woah-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh (oooooh I'm twistin' round whoo!)

Some superdudes fly, some are strong, some have brains
Some have shapes into which they can change
They're fine, but I won't exchange
My powers, not for anything
Reason for this is quite sound, mostly
Only stretchy dude around, just me
Can't swap that one out, right
You need a stretchy dude 'round
Sometimes I feel down and out
No other dudes to stretch around
Crisscross our limbs all 'round town
Makin' the bad guys fall face down
That's why I just clown about
Can't afford to have my mood down (woah-ho-ho-oh-oh-oh)
When that happens, just look out
My effectiveness zooms straight down

Still stretchin' 'round, I'm super limber
Because some douche is robbin' ba-anks
Knock out his lights, flick of a finger
And I am not even prese-ent
I'm so stretched out (so damn stretched out), I'm super limber
It's what I do, it feels good, ma-an (good feels good, man)
And one day, might (I hope I might) get me a partner
Not just in love (not just in lo-ove) but they should stre-etch (just like I stre-etch)
Woah-oh-oh-oh (limber), woah-oh-oh-oh-oh (hey) (limber)
Woah-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh (we'll twist around) (like fools)
Woah-oh-oh-oh (oh!) (limber), woah-oh-oh-oh-oh (limber)
Woah-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh (oooooh we'll twist around whoo!)
Woah-oh-oh-oh (limber), woah-oh-oh-oh-oh (so long)
Woah-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh (we'll twist around) (so far around)
Woah-oh-oh-oh (limber), woah-oh-oh-oh-oh (I love to stretch) (limber)
Woah-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

One may have noticed that for every entry in this self-challenge I've made some sorta comment about the original song in this section. But I have nothing to say about Timber. It's not incredibly dumb, incredibly boring or incredibly awesome, it just kinda exists. In other words, it's a Pitbull song (zing!).

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Ke$ha Fan - January 27, 2015 - Report this comment
5s for the parody, but this song is by Pitbull feat. Ke$ha. Improper accreditation. Pay closer attention next time (constructive criticism).

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