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Song Parodies -> "Beer Quickly"

Original Song Title:

"Here with Me"

Original Performer:

Dido

Parody Song Title:

"Beer Quickly"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

I see things that'd drive a normal man insane
Wish I could disconnect my brain from my own eyes
The things that I have seen
I don't want to explain, I fear
That that would make them stay, that stinks
Want to change my memory
Oh, some drams should do that, though I may say "some"
That's quite the lie

So let booze flow, get in me
That whiskey, I really need a beer quickly
Cerebral scenes must be excised
Want to unsee and so I need a beer quickly

Some drink because of sadness
Or to have inhibitions leave
I'm not either of them
Can't relive the things I've seen
Oh, get that it's real bad to not relate some
The "why" is dry

Sorry, I won't, all those scenes
Might stay in me if I don't get a beer quickly
A pint or three will force goodbyes
Not gonna leave without a cleansing beer
Details are low, barely complete
So close to free hence why I need a beer quickly
I want to breathe and calmly lie
But that won't be until I down a a beer quickly

Oh, just snatches of fact remain in my skull
Want my six pints

These snapshots blow, taunting me
But they won't leave until I get a beer quickly
Traffic cone, grease and bloodshot eyes
Please don't let me go on without a beer
My mind will go and betray me
Connect those three dots so I need a beer quickly
I won't complete that in my mind
One or thirteen, don't care, I need a beer quickly

Now I know I'm falling in deep
'Cause I need you here with me

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