-> "I Juggle High"
Original Song Title:
"White Knuckle Ride"
Parody Song Title:
"I Juggle High"
The Lyrics
Yeah, hasn't been an error, ooh, yeah-eah
Yeah, will just take some time
Audience who paid cash to see a jester
Filled with frowns but however (ever)
I'm serious, finished act is on the way
I'm not stealin' money from ya, too clever (clever) for jesters
You saw I threw the balls
And they've seemed to go away
Will they come back down at all?
Of course, you'll have to wait, yeah-eah
Yeah (I juggle high), hasn't been an error
I juggle high (ooh yeah-eah), you've not gone crazy
Yeah (I juggle high), will just take some time
I juggle high, no, I'm not lazy
This ain't some weird method to stall (never)
For friends to steal from you at all (never)
Just have super-buff arms for a jester
Wait for it (wait for it), soon you're gonna see balls droppin'
Do this all the time, it's my pleasure (pleasure), yeah-eah, hey, oh buddy
Thrown into the sky, now we wait for them to plummet (wait for all the balls to plummet)
Makes the act a little diff'rent (and I love to make things diff'rent), better (better)
Ooh-whoa-ooh-whoa-ooh-whoa-ooh, serious
Have some patience for ball-droppin', I'm not wastin' time
Once dropped from the sky
Then you'll see some more things juggled so just sit there tight, you'll soon clap with delight, yeah
Yeah (I juggle high), act like there's some error
I juggle high (ooh yeah-eah), you've not gone crazy
Yeah (I juggle high), the balls are in the sky
I juggle high, no, I'm not lazy
There ain't a damn thing that's gone wrong (never)
No ceilin' spikes to force a stop (no monkeys up there causin' problems)
Just maxed my yeet skill, odd for a jester (you've not gone crazy)
Told you I juggle high
Yeah (I juggle high), sus just 'cause you can't measure
I juggle high, just trust it (not long now, not long now)
Yeah (I juggle high), I don't know why you'd hate it, why?
I juggle high, no, I'm not lazy
I never hid this fact at all (I juggle high), never (you've not gone crazy)
The poster said "High Flyin' Balls!" (I juggle high), clever (no, I'm not lazy)
Did you just not read that at all (I juggle high)? Clever
Clear that I juggle high (I juggle high), no, I'm not lazy
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