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Song Parodies -> "Fat Chance... I'm Not Yielding"

Original Song Title:

"Flashdance... What a Feeling"

Original Performer:

Irene Cara

Parody Song Title:

"Fat Chance... I'm Not Yielding"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

There are many tactics for winning a beat-'em-up game. This dude hits upon one: just keep blocking! Will it work?
No sign o-of stoppin'
No, I'll keep holdi-in' B
Your constant stream of Y
Won't pierce my-y du-ude's hide
"Point of this game's to-o fight
Not to cower and hi-ide"
Well, whatever you-ou feel
I still o-own

You-our attacks are useless
And no matter the system
I'll keep blockin' then I'll kick your a-arse

I'm not yieldin'
Keepin' on shie-ieldi-i-in'
I'm a stony wall
So you're gonna fa-all tonight
I'm outlasti-i-in'
Your constant thwacki-i-in'
Soon you'll slip and I'll
Punch your face in se-ev'ral ti-i-i-i-i-imes

Wi-ith this simple tactic
I will beat you one-handed
Other hand, dunno, might scratch my a-a-a-a-a-a-arse

I'm not yieldi-in'
Gonna keep shie-ieldi-i-in'
Call me an arsehole
You're still gonna fa-all toni-ight
You've been askin'
For su-uch a thra-ashi-i-in'
Since you bragged outright
That you could destro-oy my hi-ide
I'm not yieldin'

Still not yieldi-i-in' (gettin' borin' now)
Never stop shie-ieldi-i-in' (I won't drop it down)
Wait, somethin's not right
That victory the-eme's not mi-i-i-i-ine
Wasn't yieldi-i-in' (I was su-uch a stu-ubborn wall)
How'd my shie-ieldi-in' fail bad (how the he-ell did my constant stall)?
Failed to make you fa-all (was so ce-ertain you-ou would fall)
How'd I fa-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-all (this resu-ult is absolute balls)?
Stall, stall, stall, stall, wasn't yieldin'
Don't get it at a-all (never stopped shieldi-in')
Limit to shieldin'? Oh crap, oh-ooh-oh-oh (it starts crackin')
I was slackin' (knowledge lacki-in', oh)
Constant shieldin' (left me ree-eeli-in')

Huh, two movie themes in a row. Well, two in a day, given how Amiright doesn't do weekend updates, but that's how I wrote 'em. And funnily enough, both are videogame-related parodies of songs for movies I haven't seen.

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Jonathan - February 29, 2016 - Report this comment
you know there's something I've always wondered... why do "Fat Chance" and "Slim Chance" mean the same thing? 5's
Rob Arndt - February 29, 2016 - Report this comment
Jon, I got this one. Fat Chance is sarcastic for No Chance , no possibility, while literal Slim Chance means Little Chance or a small possibility...

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