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Song Parodies -> "Not Gonna Try It"

Original Song Title:

"You Know You Like It"

Original Performer:

DJ Snake & AlunaGeorge

Parody Song Title:

"Not Gonna Try It"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Part of my "50 Shades of Pop" self-challenge. Some people are always trying to get you to try new and exciting foods. Well, this dude ain't havin' none of that crap!
Leave me alone, will you?

Stop tryna force me to try eatin' snails
I said no way, not today or any day
Though I am hungry, smell's turnin' me pale
I still say nay, won't put that crap in my face
All this food, no, I won't be swallowin'
Looks like greasy, mouldy muck (ooh-ooh)
Can't keep my lunch do-own
But you still push them, not convincin'
All your recommendations (ooh-ooh)
Have failed ev'ry time, they suck

Not gonna try it, it looks really gross, mate
Not gonna try it, keep that crap off my pla-ate
Not gonna try it, I don't want monkey brains
I'll throw up, I'll throw up on you
Not gonna try it cause I do have some taste
Sure it's not a joke and now you'll pull out a steak?
Not gonna try it, take those sheep balls away
Give me some, give me some real food

It looks gross, mate
Take it away

I know that human beings are omnivores
Doesn't mean that we'll all eat any food
So take your insects drenched in grue-ue-uel
Buddy, you're a pretentious douche
This ain't food, no, this crap you're offerin'
Call me borin', I want some (ooh-ooh)
Roast potatoes no-ow
Roast carrots too, I won't be eatin'
That "high-class" soup, looks like mush (ooh-ooh)
This ain't Green Eggs and Ham, bud

Not gonna try it, not even while I wait
Not gonna try it, looks like vomit, must sa-ay
Not gonna try it, if you don't lose that tray
I'll throw up, I'll throw up on you
Not gonna try it, don't know what else to say
It's your job, I know, pushin' specials-of-the-day
Not gonna try it, take my order, okay?
Give me some, give me some real food

It looks gross, mate
Take it away
I'll throw up, mate
On your food tray
It's true
I don't care, mate
What words you say
Stop the spiel, mate
I want my steak

No, I didn't transcribe all that "do, do, do, do, do, do" stuff, I consider that part of the instrumental. Also, this is not based on a true story, if only because I'm way more picky than this guy (I can't stand the taste of butter, for crap's sake).

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