-> "Rats Galore"
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I just cannot fall asleep tonight
I'm hearing all the critters crawling all around my kitchen
I'd chase 'em out, but they can bite
And I can't tell just what they are, my eyes can't see since it's darkened
Shame they don't come out in the day
I'd end their lives with my homemade battle axe, or a big scimitar
But no, the buggers hide away
Cheeky sods, you piss me off, you do!
Can you leave me alone, I can't sleep, all thanks to you
I bet there's 'bout a hundred of them sods who steal my food
My house is swarming with rats galore
They'll destroy my life, if don't make a cunning plan, ooh
Their squeaking rings out in the night
It penetrates my brain, it drills so much, it echoes eerily
If I could just find my flashlight
Then I'll be killing the bastards, taunting like a villain straight from an action movie
To tell the truth, I'm scared inside
What if they're just things made to destroy?
I'm gonna risk my life, I'm taking them out real soon
As soon as I can find my Hammer Of Depressing Doom
I'll face the creepy-looking rats, oh Lord!
See the glowing eyes, they lunge at me, I've pissed my pants, ooh
[instrumental break with lots of rat squeaks, thumping noises (it's dark, I can't see a thing) and various obscenities]
Isn't what I planned, this isn't cool!
This silly thing has been a drag, quite a bummer too
The rat-things were annoying, now they'll have me for their food
I run still covered in rats, which bite
Run out the door, greet the morning light
The rats they shrivel and die, that's right
I guess they were demon rats, oh shite
What if they're bite's like a werewolf bite?
Nah, that can't be right, annoying things can't be that bad, ooh
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