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Song Parodies -> "Get Away From That Mummy"

Original Song Title:

"Bitch Better Have My Money"

Original Performer:

Rihanna

Parody Song Title:

"Get Away From That Mummy"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Part of my "50 Shades of Pop" self-challenge. I've done parodies about vampires, werewolves, Frankenstein's monster and zombies, what am I missing...ooh, that's right! The Creature of the Black Lagoon! Hang on...
Oh no, oh no
Holy crap
Oh no

Get away from that mummy
Ran across a curse, you schmuck
Get away from that mummy
Told you not to touch that stuff
Don't care that it's shiny
Don't you know your monster lore?
You pissed off that mummy
Pick your jaw up, think it dropped
And run, run, run

Should've known better than to go with you to Egypt on a lark
Only an amateur Egyptologist, don't know your stu-u-uff
Shit, you're guessin' half the hieroglyphics, screwed from the start
You had to touch that staff, you're such a clot, clot, clot
Might smack, smack, smack
But I'm kinda busy, we're runnin' from what rots

Get away from that mummy
Run away from that mummy
King Tut wants us badly
You touched his stuff, right (you touched his stuff, right)
I'm innocent, right (I'm innocent, right)
Get away from that mummy

Can't turn round and stab him cause he's missin' all his organs
I know that he's limpin' so there's no reason to panic
But you did drop the damn map and I swear that mummy's teleportin'
Holy crap, where's it at?
There it's at, tryna grab (oh crap, crap, crap)
Wish we were usin' flame torches and not these electric ones
Could set his ass on fi-ire and then we'd ration out our lu-u-unch
Shit, do you have any spare batteries in your back pack?
Please don't say you do not, you're such a clot, clot, clot
Should smack, smack, smack
But I'm still quite busy, we're runnin' from King Tut

Get away from that mummy
Run away from that mummy
And I think it's deadly
We're both in deep shite (we're both in deep shite)
Lost in this maze, right (lost in this maze, right)
Get away from that mummy
We need to lose that mummy
Break the curse or somethin'
How does it go like (how does it go like)
Or are we boned, right (or are we boned, right)?
Get away from that mummy

Get away from that mummy
Why are you such a dummy?
Shit, shit, shit, I can smell that mummy
No, I won't die to some old mummy
Wait up
That mummy
Will cry "mummy"
When I'm done with it, keep runnin'
I'm gonna kill that mummy

Of all the artists in the world to make a mob shakedown song, Rihanna wasn't the one I was expecting. Surprisingly enjoyable, though.

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John Lomain - December 23, 2015 - Report this comment
DKTOS but it was funny

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