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Song Parodies -> "Lay Low"

Original Song Title:

"Say So"

Original Performer:

Doja Cat

Parody Song Title:

"Lay Low"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Part of my "Something to Believe In" self-challenge. As the old adage goes: "You're only in trouble if you get caught." The best way to get caught, it seems, is to turn yourself into the next trending Twitter topic.
Dude, you're really hopeless, thought I told you to focus
Try to be beyond notice, I said to lay low
Not that hard, I hoped this would be the end, but no, this
Was beyond you, you're hopeless, you've failed to lay low
This is really bogus, tried hard to escape notice
Don't need much hocus pocus to really lay low
Don't attract their focus or they're on us like locusts
I thought that you would know this, ain't hard to lay low

I made a whole plan with you to steal stuff
First sign things would go to hell, foolproof plans rarely work well
All we then had to do to not get cuffed
Is to not look like we were stealin', means stop hashtaggin' #BestCrime when you're tweetin'
Not gonna dance all day around it
You're a moron, can't be doubtin'
Might as well have painted on your face:
"Please lock me up for life"

Shouldn't Facebook post it, let alone megaphone it
That's not escapin' notice, not how you lay low
Cam'ras didn't show us, your hackin' wasn't bogus
But you're not meant to crow it out loud, should lay low
Stay outside the focus until the case is hopeless
Don't bring folks 'round to show it all off, just lay low
Conversation focus should be on Dad's new Lotus
And not our crimes atrocious, dumbass, just lay low (yeah)

Lemme check my dipshit test right quick (ha):
"Is his 'Gram filled with "stuff I nicked" pics?" right, tick (ah)
"Does he brag on news sites like a twit?" right, tick
This is quite the problem, I don't have a fix for this
I can't "moron" away that
Internet'll save those snaps
It's forever, that's a fact
No way they'll forget a crime (crud)
Shut it, save it, don't start pushin'
For that Photoshop lie bullshit
Just one tweet, you might've pulled it
Evidence ain't runnin' dry (yah, yah)
You're so oblivious to your crap, so ditzy
How can you wave me off? Call me sad and pissy
"Cheer up, we're not caught yet!"? Are you mad? I'm nearly
Tempted to phone the police, they're batshit, clearly

How have they not noticed your flauntin'? You pull focus
Like a dramatic closeup 'cause you can't lay low
Thought we're fine is bogus, somebody's bound to notice
Are you livestreamin'? Close it, we need to lay low
Use our names when postin', last shred of patience, blown it
If only you had focus while I did lay low
Then I wouldn't blow up, leave you to rot, you're hopeless
But now that I'm in focus, I'm mad, said lay low

Hmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-hmm
Oh-ho, oh-oh, oh-ho, oh-ho, oh-ho-oh
Hmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-hmm
Oh-ho, oh-oh, oh-ho, oh-ho, oh-ho-oh

I can avoid notice, so if you're still this hopeless
Your corpse will be found floatin', then I will lay low
No hashtags there postin', no Facebook screeds for loadin'
No "man, his blood spray" boastin', that's how you lay low

Next thing you know he's gonna be taking selfies right next to his "Wanted" poster. That's not what that means, dumbass!

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