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Song Parodies -> "Plethora"

Original Song Title:

"Panama"

Original Performer:

Van Halen

Parody Song Title:

"Plethora"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Someone gets more than he bargained for, all thanks to the fuzziness that is the English language.
Uh!
Hey, yeah-eah
Uh-uh-huh

Oh crap, what's that sound?
Somethin' comes too fast, should run now
So screwed, wanna know what's in my view?
It's my birthday gifts, droppin' down from blimps
All because I worded things poorly
Called by friends at the store
I asked for

Plethora, plethora
Plethora, plethora

I never bothered to check what that means
Now my heels have this feelin' they're soon gonna bleed
Assumed that it meant "more than a few"
Like a large stack, not enough to drown you
Didn't know, the blame is all on me
Friends did a little more
I asked for

Whoa-oh-oh
Plethora, plethora, wow!
Plethora, plethora
Whoo!

Ah

Yeah, think I'll be a little bit late tonight, yes
There's an overwhelmin' flow of presents, all wrapped and shit, yeah
Ah, bet now that they're all broken, it's pretty damn crap
Not lyin', I'm tryin'
To not look a bit impressed now
It's amazin', drained their savin's
All for droppin' on my skull right now

Plethora, plethora
Plethora, plethora
Plethora, plethora
Plethora

El Guapo: Jefe, would you say I have a plethora of piƱatas?
Jefe: A what?
El Guapo: A plethora.
Jefe: Oh yes, El Guapo. You have a plethora.
El Guapo: Jefe, what is a plethora?
Jefe: Why, El Guapo?
El Guapo: Well, you just told me that I had a plethora, and I would just like to know if you know what it means to have a plethora. I would not like to think that someone would tell someone else he has a plethora, and then find out that that person has no idea what it means to have a plethora.

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Agrimorfee - April 13, 2018 - Report this comment
Goin into JAB vocabulary territory there, eh? :) Not bad.

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