-> "Don't Like The Sun"
Original Song Title:
"Under My Thumb"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Don't Like The Sun"
The Lyrics
Don't like the sun
It hurts, so I'm underground
'Fraid of the sun
It burns, won't let it bring me down
I'd wear sunscreen
But that's not the reaso-on I'm sca-ared
'Cause you see, what I've become
Vampi-ire, i-it sucks
Always in the shade
Don't like the sun
Because it will make me all aflame
Stupid-ass sun
Deserve it I don't, ain't no way
Just cause I feed on humans
And keep them under my contro-ol
Seems to me, it's unfair bunk
So I hate the sun
Ow, ow, turn down that light
Sick of the sun
And the painful way that it burns
Wish that the sun
Would no longer, hmmm, shine on the world
Unfair to me
The sun's racist against undead du-udes
Can't you see, my life just sucks
Because of the sun
Ow, don't shine on my fa-ace
Yeah
Wish it would leave, oh yeah
At least for longer than nightfall, du-ude
Yes, something has to be done
About that da-amn sun
Ow, yeah, extend the night
Snuff out the sun
Because it is bad for my health
It will be done
Though I, I can't quite do it by myself
Would you help me? I'll be in your debt
And I know you don't like the sun too-oo
You're like me, livin' off blood
And scared of the sun
Isn't that right?
Ow, ow, both alike, right? In our plight?
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow
Not just some goth, ma-ate? Ow
What, you are? Oh grea-eat, ow
'Nother strike
Least I've got lunch, that's oka-ay
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