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Song Parodies -> "Lost My One Pen"

Original Song Title:

"Love Me Again"

Original Performer:

John Newman

Parody Song Title:

"Lost My One Pen"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

You had one job, pen, one job! Don't disappear into the ether, that's all! And what did you do, pen? What did you do?
These days, most stuff must be typed up
I'm fine with that, it's true
So it's some joke that when I must go
And write shit down, I've no clue
Where my implement is now
My sole rod of blue
Which one crack did it fall down?
I hope I learn that soon

Where did it go down, go down?
Damn, I lost my one pen
This really blows now, blows now
'Cause I lost my one pen
Where did it go now, go now?
Damn, I lost my one pen
Pissed off, this blows now, blows now
'Cause I lost my one pen
Damn, I lost my one pen

Under the couch, it rolled or down an open hole
These answers could be true (hey!)
In the washin' machine, hope it didn't leak
I don't want all my clothes blue (hey!)
Wish I had a spare around
Maybe more than two, ooh, oh-oh
Had thought "Who needs a pen now?"
Bit me in the caboose
Not right

Where did it roll now, roll now?
Damn, I lost my one pen
Checkin' my drawers now, drawers now
Damn, I lost my one pen
Not right, oh, oh, oh, not right (damn, I lost my one pen)
Not right, damn, I lost my one pen

Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh (oh-oh-oh)
"Should buy a box" Yes, thank you for that tip (yeah)
You rocked that quip, good Lord
I'll do that once I find Blueberry, dick (yeah)
True, that's its nickname, bro (oh, oh, oh, oh, oh)

Just had to fall down, fall down
Damn, I lost my one pen
What, check my ear now, ear now?
Holy crap, there's my pen
I'm such a fool now, tool now
Didn't drop my damn pen (oh-oh, oh-oh, no, no, no)
Just ear-docked my one pen stayed where I put you. Oh. Haven't felt this stupid since I thought my phone fell out of my pocket as I was using it as a flashlight. Whoopsie.

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