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Song Parodies -> "Hide My Muffins"

Original Song Title:

"Find Your Love"

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Parody Song Title:

"Hide My Muffins"

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The Lyrics

Today starts a new challenge of mine: parodying every song in Daniel Kim's Pop Danthology mashup series! Because I can, that's why. For the first instalment: why you shouldn't hide someone's favourite food.
This fee-eels like disproportion (hey, he-ey, hey)
Your brai-ain's gone through contortions (hey, he-ey, hey)
Just cau-ause I called you "dumbarse" (hey, he-ey, hey)
So you stea-eal my damn leftovers

You da-are to hide my mu-uffins? I'm go-onna kick your a-arse
Not sma-art to hide my mu-uffins, I'll ha-ave to kick your a-arse
You thi-ink you'll hide my mu-uffins, I'll tear this place apa-art
Until I find whe-ere you sta-ashed my damn mu-uffins, man, you are a dumbarse

I ca-an't "just buy ano-other" (hey, he-ey, hey)
They we-ere made by my mo-other (hey, he-ey, hey)
The o-one you called a Hu-ummer (hey, he-ey, hey)
And so it's be-est if you surre-ender

Because tho-ose who hide my mu-uffins will fi-ind I'll kick their a-arse
So du-umb to hide my mu-uffins, you mu-ust not like your a-arse
Cause I-I will find my mu-uffins, nose is state of the-e a-art
And then you'll find my-y mum wi-ill never ma-ake you anymore, you dumbarse

You rea-eally should've listened (hey, he-ey, hey)
When I-I said "keep you-our mittens (hey, he-ey, hey)
Off my-y snacks" Your retentio-o-on (hey, he-ey, hey)
Of threa-eats lacks in perfection

Your pla-an to hide my mu-uffins proves tha-at you're a dumba-arse
Last pra-at to hide my mu-uffins still ha-as pain in their a-arse
So thi-ick to hide my mu-uffins, you've got a plate of ta-arts
You said they taste-ed great, so-o why'd you ha-ave to take what's mine, you dumbarse?

You-ou should know why I'm pi-issed off
You ta-akin' what's mine is plai-ain wrong
It's ju-ust crazy to take off with 'em, dude
I'm two fee-eet talle-er than you-ou, man

So du-umb to hide my mu-uffins
You di-idn't think too ha-ard
Beyo-ond just "hide his mu-uffins"
No thought to just ho-ow many-y pointy thi-ings that I'll jam right up your arse

You say that I'm a-addicte-ed to these mu-uffins? Wow, you are a dumbarse

I'm really looking forward to this challenge. Why? For the most part, I'll know most of the songs. There also won't be any friggin' ballads, God, I was sick of doing those. I'll gladly take Justin Bieber over those, at least I'm not falling asleep attempting to check the pacing! But seriously though, touch my muffins at your own peril.

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