-> "Hide My Muffins"
Original Song Title:
"Find Your Love"
Parody Song Title:
"Hide My Muffins"
This fee-eels like disproportion (hey, he-ey, hey)
Your brai-ain's gone through contortions (hey, he-ey, hey)
Just cau-ause I called you "dumbarse" (hey, he-ey, hey)
So you stea-eal my damn leftovers
You da-are to hide my mu-uffins? I'm go-onna kick your a-arse
Not sma-art to hide my mu-uffins, I'll ha-ave to kick your a-arse
You thi-ink you'll hide my mu-uffins, I'll tear this place apa-art
Until I find whe-ere you sta-ashed my damn mu-uffins, man, you are a dumbarse
I ca-an't "just buy ano-other" (hey, he-ey, hey)
They we-ere made by my mo-other (hey, he-ey, hey)
The o-one you called a Hu-ummer (hey, he-ey, hey)
And so it's be-est if you surre-ender
Because tho-ose who hide my mu-uffins will fi-ind I'll kick their a-arse
So du-umb to hide my mu-uffins, you mu-ust not like your a-arse
Cause I-I will find my mu-uffins, nose is state of the-e a-art
And then you'll find my-y mum wi-ill never ma-ake you anymore, you dumbarse
You rea-eally should've listened (hey, he-ey, hey)
When I-I said "keep you-our mittens (hey, he-ey, hey)
Off my-y snacks" Your retentio-o-on (hey, he-ey, hey)
Of threa-eats lacks in perfection
Your pla-an to hide my mu-uffins proves tha-at you're a dumba-arse
Last pra-at to hide my mu-uffins still ha-as pain in their a-arse
So thi-ick to hide my mu-uffins, you've got a plate of ta-arts
You said they taste-ed great, so-o why'd you ha-ave to take what's mine, you dumbarse?
You-ou should know why I'm pi-issed off
You ta-akin' what's mine is plai-ain wrong
It's ju-ust crazy to take off with 'em, dude
I'm two fee-eet talle-er than you-ou, man
So du-umb to hide my mu-uffins
You di-idn't think too ha-ard
Beyo-ond just "hide his mu-uffins"
No thought to just ho-ow many-y pointy thi-ings that I'll jam right up your arse
You say that I'm a-addicte-ed to these mu-uffins? Wow, you are a dumbarse
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