Oh-oh, oh, oh, oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh, oh, oh, oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

Folks watch for an excitin' show but this is really lame
If we were playin' slower, my clock would show yesterday
Subscribers drainin' down, just watch the flow
They're seein' you not move, watch me, same goes
Got the same playstyle as me, our scores the same, can't beat
A copied geek like you (ah-ah, ah-ah, ah-ah)
But I can't just stop the game, sill tired of you evadin'
Wait for me to lose

Not what people want, this stream's completely lame
No-one would click the "subscribe" link, would you?
I know I would avoid this dumb, dragged-out game
I'm stuck inside a stalemate with you

Ooh-ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

Clackin' our controllers in the hopes we'll win the game
I attack, you block, then I dodge all of your blades
In circles like Monopoly, no-one will die
But in this game, that's your aim, no lie
Like we're playin' hide and seek, same nothin' on repeat
Hope to defeat you soon (ah-ah, ah-ah, ah-ah)
'Cause my hands are both in pain, the tension's on vacation
Maybe die now, dude?

Just let ev'ry punch connect, don't run away
Go find the biggest pit and then fall through
The viewers are annoyed, looks like we'll take days
I'm stuck inside a stalemate with you

Ring around the rosie
Around we go, last stock'll go soon, they plead
Ring around the rosie
Can't even give you new lines for you, parody

My brain will be mush pretty soon, that's okay
Then I'll forget this utter mess with you
Won't jump into the void myself, I'll still play
I'm stuck inside a stalemate with you

Ooh-ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

Played through breakfast and lunch, dinner will be the same
If one of us doesn't fail hard soon
Chat is makin' noise, somehow still they stay
Shoot the shit in this stalemate with you