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Song Parodies -> "Dawn"

Original Song Title:

"Gone"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Montgomery Gentry

Parody Song Title:

"Dawn"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

The hidden eleventh commandment: thou shalt try to get non-morning people up early to watch the sun rise, unless you want to mumble angrily at you.
Some say it's so breathtakin', watchin' the-e mo-ornin's first light
Uh-huh-huh
All I can say is "Why in blazes did you wake me up at this time?
Uh-huh-huh
Cause it's da-awn (dawn), da-awn (dawn), da-awn, (dawn) da-awn

Dawn? I'm not awa-ake, dawn? Not in my day
Dawn? Don't you open up that bloody door, no thanks
Dawn sure as hell won't he-elp me relax
Involves not e-enough sleep, can't make that up with naps
No da-awn (dawn), da-awn (dawn), da-awn (dawn), dawn
Hate dawn

Good thing I'm too asleep for hurtin', cause I would love to hurt you no-ow
Uh-huh-huh-uh
Not enough coffee-ee i-in the-e whole world for this cra-ap
Uh-huh-huh
Don't like da-awn (dawn), da-awn (dawn), da-awn, (dawn) da-awn

Dawn? None for toda-ay or for any day
Dawn? I'd YouTube it if I wanted, dork, no thanks
Dawn? As a time, won't a-acknowledge that
I only a-allow one 12 a day, that's lunch, man
No da-awn (dawn), da-awn (da-a-awn), da-awn (dawn), da-a-awn

Hate dawn

Don't want da-awn (dawn, da-awn), da-awn (dawn, da-awn), da-awn (dawn, da-awn), dawn

Dawn? Let me rest, ma-ate, got things on today
Dawn? I'd much rather lay in bed and snore, no thanks
Dawn's somethin' 'bout which I-I give no craps
What about thi-is has you failin' to understand?
No da-awn (dawn), hate da-awn (dawn), I hate da-awn (dawn), I hate da-a-a-awn, yeah-eah-eah-eah-eah-eah
No dawn
Dawn? Let me go, mate, want to sleep, okay (I hate da-a-a-awn)?
Dawn's not worth a day full of constant yawns, no thanks (I hate da-awn)
Dawn may be up your alley, that's grand
I don't give two-o shits about dawn
No dawn for me, dog
So do me a solid and piss off, rack off
It's not a show that I need, hell no
Won't be changed by watchin' the dawn
Hands off my leg, man, hate dawn

Don't care fo-or it, don't care fo-or it
Don't care fo-or it, don't give the tiniest crap
Don't care fo-or it, don't care fo-or it

I honestly think I'd be too out of it in the morning to even mumble. They might be deterred by my early morning fart, though, that's always a doozy.

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