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Song Parodies -> "Feet In My Mouth"

Original Song Title:

"Scream & Shout"

Original Performer:

will.i.am feat. Britney Spears

Parody Song Title:

"Feet In My Mouth"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Part of my "Living The Fantasy" self-challenge. You ever said somethin' that turned out to be really insensitive towards somethin' you knew nothin' about? This guy has...
Watch my mouth, son

When we're talkin' 'bout some stuff
I need to shut the hell up
I gotta shut the hell up
I better shut the hell up
Try to talk 'bout the stuff
I just screw up
Always screw up
I will screw up

Cause I always bring up
Some stupid stuff
Some random stuff
Unfitting stuff
Inappropriate-type stuff
So I'll shut up
I'd best shut up
Help me shut up

Got my feet in my mouth, cause I just blurt out
Some shit about their son's dead mouse
I didn't know-ee-ow-ee-ow-ee-ow
I did not know-ee-ow-ee-ow-ee-ow
Always got feet in mouth, can't help but blurt out
Some crap about their burnt-down house
I didn't know-ee-ow-ee-ow-ee-ow
Opened mouth now, said some shit, and regrettin' all of it

Oh, yeah
Oh, yeah
Oh, yeah
Whoops, that slipped, son

I feel low, I can't keep my tongue in control
Hit rock bottom, still diggin' low
I'm an ass, I said that? Oh no, no, no
Hey, I called you cheap, it turns out you're broke
Best clam up, must stop my mouth's flow
Best shut up 'bout things I don't know, know, know
Oh no, blurtin' out, spillin' out
I shouldn't be talkin' 'bout
Anythin' I know nought about, about
Oh no, cracked a joke about comin' out
Didn't know you swung that way, wow
Now ev'ryone you know knows, that was my fault, son

Whenever we bring up stuff
I better shut the hell up
Best if I shut the hell up
I gotta shut the hell up
Don't let me talk 'bout stuff
Cause I'll screw up
I will screw up
No doubt, screw up

I always seem to bring up
Uneasy-type stuff
Real awkward-type stuff
Real that-ain't-right stuff
Bet I'll bring up awful stuff
I'd bet ten bucks
No, twenty bucks
Wait, shut me up

Got my feet in my mouth, cause I just blurt out
Ain't heard about your gamblin' doubts
I didn't know-ee-ow-ee-ow-ee-ow
I did not know-ee-ow-ee-ow-ee-ow
Always got feet in mouth, can't help but blurt out
Knew nothin' 'bout your mortgaged house
I didn't know-ee-ow-ee-ow-ee-ow
Cause my mouth, wow, it says shit, I have trouble quittin' it

Oh, yeah
Oh, yeah
Oh, yeah

It's so wrong, it's wrong, quite wrong, real wrong
When I made a joke 'bout the weather
Don't read the news, so that disaster
It simply slipped by me, so sad for your brother
These slip-ups just go on and on and on and on
Maybe I'll sew my lips together
Or pay someone to hit my nethers, nethers, nethers, nethers, nethers, nethers

Got my feet in my mouth, cause I just blurt out
Ain't heard about that bad bus route
I didn't know-ee-ow-ee-ow-ee-ow
I did not know-ee-ow-ee-ow-ee-ow
Always got feet in mouth, can't help but blurt out
Knew nothin' 'bout your case of gout
I didn't know-ee-ow-ee-ow-ee-ow
I did not know-ee-ow-ee-ow-ee-ow
Got my feet in my mouth, I always blurt out
Knew nothin' 'bout your deal like Faust
I didn't know-ee-ow-ee-ow-ee-ow
You all frown now when I spit out my painful, awkward shit

I seriously think will.i.am used the wrong synth preset during the verses. It just sounds...off. That, coupled with Britney sounding nothing like herself, is why I actually prefer #thatPOWER to Scream & Shout. Sure, it's got Justin Bieber, but it's Bieber not doing the squeaky voice everyone wanted to punch him for in the first place. It's an improvement, which Britney's Lady Gaga impression is not. Whoah, sudden song review, weird. Will this become a trend in my parodies no.

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