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Song Parodies -> "Abandon"

Original Song Title:

"Imagine"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

John Lennon

Parody Song Title:

"Abandon"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

A man rushes into some kind of business local and warns of a non-specified threat! Will the people listen?
Abandon all your stations
We need to leave qui-uick-li-ike
Foes are upon us
If we don't move, we'll die
Abandon this place, peopl-l-le
Best be on your wa-ay, ah-ah-ah-ah-ah

Abandon what you're do-oing
Ain't that important, true-ue
Stop playing Galaga-a, dork
You'll get crushed into-o goo-oo
Abandon this place, peopl-l-le
With some kind of spee-eed, mo-o-o-o-ove

Don't just la-a-a-ay there, you sleepers
Ain't no time to be a bu-um
Some of you ha-a-a-ad appointme-e-ents
Won't matte-e-e-er if you're dead, bud

Abandon this location
Should be your only pla-an
Miss a deadline? A bu-ummer
Least you won't be dead, ma-an
Abandon this place, peopl-l-le
Don't you know death hu-urts? Mo-o-o-o-ove

Fine, if you-ou-ou-ou're not believers
In my warnings, then I'm do-one
Guess my shouti-i-i-ing was pointle-e-ess
You dese-e-e-erve your slaughter, bums

Shown: the general level of apathy among normal citizens in a comic book. Not shown: them blaming the hero for everything going tits up instead of, you know, the villain.

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