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Song Parodies -> "Voodoo"

Original Song Title:

"Who Knew"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Pink

Parody Song Title:

"Voodoo"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Usually when you wake up and can't move a muscle, it's because you're dead tired. Or you've got a nerve disease. This dude? Call me crazy, but think some sort of.."voodoo" is involved...
What's with my ha-and? It's movin' 'round
But it's not me-e in contro-ol no-ow
Uh-uh-huh-uh, no-ot ri-ight
It twists and je-erks, then slaps my cheek
Is someone e-else directi-in' me-e?
Yeah-eah-huh-uh, no-ot ri-ight

I can't mo-ove my own limbs arou-ound
Someone else doe-oes, I
Don't thi-ink I'm dreami-in' no-ow
This is weird stu-uff
Legs are spreadin' way too far, I'm frettin'
I bet it's voo-oodoo

Who's got that do-oll or sim'lar tool?
You're makin' me-e dance like a-a foo-ool
Oh-oh, no-o, no-o, no-o
My eyes can mo-ove but that's 'bout it
What kinda dou-ouche would dare do-o thi-is?
Sto-op thi-is li-ine-dancin'

I don't kno-ow much 'bout the practice no-ow
I'm a dunce, bu-ut I
Know tha-at I can't fi-igure ou-out
What I've done wro-ong
I'm not recallin' any double-crossin'
That's worth this voo-oodoo
Yeah-eah, yeah

You wrench my arms, flai-ail my legs (yeah-eah, yeah)
Until I wha-ack my-y hea-ead (o-ow, my-y hea-ead)
Upon the nearest wall, shou-ould be-e dea-ead
But this power o-of you-ours won't end
It's madness

I hope tha-at I'm not undead no-ow
Granted long, wro-ong life
Eithe-er way, please ge-et ou-ou-out
Of my poo-oor bo-once, ma-an
I ha-ate thi-is, why do-o this?
Flung into wa-alls agai-ai-ain
With no brea-eak, I hunge-er
I wi-ish I could re-eme-embe-er
If some pee-eeved weird-a-ass freak
Had cro-ossed my path qui-uite ba-adly-y
And he-e pi-icked voo-oodoo
For re-evenge, you we-ent with voo-oodoo
Sick of the splits, dude
Please quit this voo-oodoo
Voo-oodoo

He doesn't just have voodoo. He also has hoodoo, and things he hasn't even tried!

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