-> "Bog Off"
Original Song Title:
"Shut Up"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Bog Off"
The Lyrics
Bog off
Just bog off
Bog off (x3)
Bog off now, just bog off, bog off
Bog off
Just bog off
Bog off (x3)
Bog off now, just bog off, bog off
Chorus:
I'm tryin' to concentrate
But you're makin' me irate
And I'm tryin' to write this verse
But you're makin' it all worse
I'm goin craaazzzy
So won't you sod off, Jaaabeeez
And don't say 'no' or 'maybe'
Verse 1:
Without you i'm doin' fine (you know)
I think and write
Write some stuff that make fun of other songs (you know)
Parodies and crud (you know)
All this I'm tryin' to do
all without you, yes without you
You annoy me a lot, and drive me up the wall
That's why i threaten you
When you're messin' up my call
And then it all just gets out of hand
i start yellin' when you're with your friends
You don't have a legitimate reason (pie, cheese)
Don't say those words , i'm goin' round the bend (pie, cheese)
Why do you always drive me nuts, man
Do you always have to be such a putz
You make me say
Bog off
Just bog off
Bog off
Bog off now, just bog off, bog off
Chorus
Verse 2:
Why does your annoying always seem to last
It doesn't go, if only it would go real fast
Why is it that I just lose control
Everytime you go and drive me up the wall
So why do you have to be so damn tough
Cuz when i try to tell you off you say "So what?"
Dad punishes you, that's what you be deservin'
Givin' you a minus
Or a big lecturin'
Man, it's a mission tryin' to get you to listen
Boy, chasin' each other has become our tradition
You yell, I yell, then our parents yell
Got siblings across the hall sayin'
"What the hell?!"
What the hell?
What the hell's goin' down?
There is too much bickerin'
I'm gettin' a headache and
Bog off
Just bog off
Bog off
Bog off now, just bog off, bog off
Chorus
Verse 3: (:Jabez:)
Man, i think i'm dyin'
Why do you keep tryin'?
:I've never been a quitter:
:And no fun is better:
Believe i will go mad
Let's just start again
It'll save headaches, man
:Why? I'll restart the routine:
:and then next week, I'll hear you scream:
Man, you know i'm tired of the things you say
:You're damn right:
:Cuz i said them same damn words 10 times today:
That's just a stupid thing
:No it ain't:
That's just a stupid thing
:No it ain't:
That's just a stupid thing
:It was a hell fun thing:
:Same stupid words:
:And only three words:
:Woooaaahhh!!!:
Chorus
Stop the yappin', Jabez
Or I'll start whackin', Jabez (repeat)
Why are you a pain? (repeat till fade)
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