-> "Bluth Is"
Original Song Title:
"Truth Is"
Parody Song Title:
"Bluth Is"
The Lyrics
Ah-oh-ooh
Oh-ooh-oh-ooh-oh
Watched a cartoon film the other day
And when I read the credits, saw a name
It was a familiar name
From films I've seen in the pa-ast (in the pa-ast)
Might have to search on the internet
To find out exactly who this dude is
Googled this "Don Bluth" and, man
He's done all sorts of cool cra-ap
Titan A.E.? I really loved that one
A Troll In Central Park was du-umb (ooh-ooh-yeah-eah-eah-eah)
Haven't seen An American Tail
But I should, see if it's on sa-a-ale (Bluth i-is)
A really prolific dude (Bluth i-i-is)
His style's distinctive, it's so true-ue (Bluth is, yeah-eah-eah-yeah)
An anima-ator man, but
Also a director du-ude, Blu-uth is (Bluth i-is)
Not one you can forget, hell no-o-o (Bluth i-i-is)
A great source of scary things to sho-ow (Bluth is, yeah-eah-eah-yeah)
That part ai-ain't restrained, but
Happy endings still come throu-ou-ough
Pretty intense stuff for a children's movie
Ev'rybody's sad, then scared shitless, please
It may sound a little strange
But this method isn't ba-a-a-a-ad (oh, oh, oh)
Kids can handle more than we think so, but
Must make sure the e-endi-ing's goo-ood and stuff (ooh-ooh-oh-oh)
Maybe when they're old enough
They can take films that end sa-a-a-ad
That's Don Bluth's philosophy, true stuff
His characters had to be tou-ou-ough
Mrs. Brisby and Littlefoot bo-o-o-o-oth
Had to go through a lot of gro-o-o-owth (Bluth i-is)
Robin Hood was his first, true (Bluth i-i-is)
Winnie the Pooh and Tigger Too-oo (Bluth is, yeah-eah-eah-yeah)
Not as the di-ire-ector, bu-ut
Ev'ryone starts somewhere, du-ude, Bluth is (Bluth i-is)
Rock-A-Doodle, that wa-as a low (Bluth i-i-is)
Pebble and the Penguin was fine, thou-ough (Bluth is, yeah-eah-eah-yeah)
Your views ma-ay differ, bu-ut
These are mine to share with you-ou-ou
Now the truth is I've never played Dragon's Lair, that's fi-i-ine
I don't need to, no
I'm sure playthroughs exist on the web, them I can find
So I-I can kno-ow (Bluth i-is)
What the story-yli-ine is, true-ue-ue (Bluth i-i-is)
All of the death scenes, I can vie-iew (Bluth is, yeah-eah-eah-yeah)
Without repeating them lots (it ain't my, it ain't my)
It ain't my kind of game, du-ude, Bluth i-i-is (Bluth i-is)
Reaction time is pretty slow (Bluth i-i-is)
Memorising what to do? A joke (Bluth is, yeah-eah-eah-yeah)
I wanna see pretty-y art
Don't mean Princess Daphne's boo-oobs (a lot better than that, du-u-u-u-u-u-u-ude) (Bluth i-is)
Wish this dude (Bluth i-i-is)
Will make a big return and soo-oon (Bluth is, yeah-eah-eah-yeah)
His unique style I love
But 2D's mostly dead, true-ue, Bluth is (Bluth i-is)
His old stuff hasn't va-anished, thou-ough (thou-ough) (Bluth i-i-is)
Might just plan a marathon sho-ow (Bluth is, yeah-eah-eah-yeah)
It would cost a fair bit, but
Worth it for all that Don Blu-uth (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-you-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
He's just totally awesome
I guess, I-I guess Don Bluth just rocks
He rocks, he ro-o-o-o-o-ocks
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