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Song Parodies -> "Escher Girls"

Original Song Title:

"Stupid Girls"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Pink

Parody Song Title:

"Escher Girls"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

My tribute to the Escher Girls tumblr! And I guess also an anti-tribute to terribly drawn women in comic books.
Uh-huh, uh-huh, escher girls (whoo)
Escher girls, escher girls

If they get drawn by a hack, then you'll see their spines crack
Pretty sure that stance would hurt (yeah), I'm so sick of seein' escher girls (uh-huh, uh)

Random-ass comic, you'll find them there
Breasts so round, a "smuggle melons" guess is fair
And you can see both although a side view's what's framed
Really lame
Don't give me your dumb screed 'bout how there's precedent
That still doesn't excuse the way Batgirl's spine is bent
Killed my suspension of disbelief
When you twisted on her torso like an action figure, geez
Where, oh, where has the common sense gone?
Oh, where, oh, where can it be? Yeah, yeah, yeah

She might be an acrobat (whoo), but liftin' legs like that (uh-huh, uh)
Just to show her crotch should hurt, I'm so sick of seein' escher girls
Only wrenched her arm right back to show off her boobs, sad (yeah)
What kind of pose is that (uh-huh, uh-huh)? Really sick of seein' escher girls (uh-huh, uh, uh-huh)

Cut it out now

Comic stands still showin' their backs so broken
Mystique looks like a centaur
Might be a shapeshifter, not at that moment
MJ's the same, please no more
If someone outlined their skeleton
Chiro bill won't be cheap
Looks just like all their intestines
Were sucked out by a leech
In each issue I've found (in each issue I've found) no stylised flair (no stylised flair)
They're just big ol' pervs breakin' hips with no care

None of those joints work like that (that ain't it), spines don't move like snakes, man (whoo)
Constant en pointe feet must hurt, I'm so sick of seein' escher girls
When the crease line on her back (uh-huh, uh-huh, wish you'd quit) runs down her hip, that's sad (wish you'd quit)
Learn how to pose, you jerk, cause I'm sick of seein' escher girls (yeah, yeah, all shit)

I wish you'd quit, wish you'd quit, I wish you'd quit
Yeah, huh, I hate this, all this, all this
Bend your knee until it hurts, foot won't touch your ass, you jerk
Ain't the way the body works, boy or girl
Hips don't work that way, you jerk, did you fail bio? Would hurt
Isn't sexy, you're a twerp, can't draw girls, girls (and don't tell me)
Please don't tell me that you can't sell comics without that (terribly drawn)
Awfully drawn art, man, you're a jerk, jerk, jerk

Women deserve more than that (they deserve way more than that)
When the script says "attack" (flat-out says "she attacks")
Don't think "should be drawn mid-twerk" (who, mid-battle, starts to twerk?)
I'm so sick of seein' escher girls (escher girls)
Best to not draw with one hand (don't draw with only one hand)
Know what I mean by that (other one's in your pants)
That's what the web's for, man (think with your real head, man)
We don't want anymore escher girls (escher girls)

Just accept your art is crap (escher girls)
And nobody wants that (escher girls)
Only Bane should break backs (escher girls)
Escher girls
Escher girls (escher girls)
Escher girls (escher girls)
Escher girls (escher girls)
Escher girls
Escher girls, escher girls, escher girls

Seriously, click that link above, it's some good readin'. Some people actually do "outline their skeleton" and man, is it messed up.

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Pacing: 4.3
How Funny: 4.3
Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 6

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Peter Andersson - July 22, 2017 - Report this comment
Good surprise of the weekend! Good pacing on a hard song! Because I'm an old fart I had to google escher on top of the link you gave, so maybe it's an age thing preventing this from getting the votes and comments it deserves.
Michael Pacholek - July 22, 2017 - Report this comment
You have to learn to pace yourself. Escher.
CML - July 23, 2017 - Report this comment
Or hey Peter, maybe this website has just lost its mind in its ignoring of TCOP. In my case I either dont know TCOP's OS or the subject he is parodying. In general, you need to know both things intimately to have the gut reaction that results in a five. I'm sure you're doing great work, TCOP, but it generally doesn't bust my gut .. possibly because I'm an even older fart than Peter
Agrimorfee - July 24, 2017 - Report this comment
Disappointing this had nothing to do with my (and Weird Al's!) favorite "M. C." ;) Complete ignorance of this topic compels me to not rate.

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