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Song Parodies -> "Pee-Ammo Man"

Original Song Title:

"Piano Man"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Billy Joel

Parody Song Title:

"Pee-Ammo Man"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Look! Up in the sky! Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, dumbass, it's PEE-AMMO MAN! Fighting for truth, justice, and the American bathroom break!
It's 10 p.m. at the UBS
And ev'ryone is getting robbed
By a villian known as Dr. Bucks
People scream, then shout, and then sob

And then someone bursts in through the double-doors
He's strong enough to lift a bus
And he helps those in need by unleashing a stream
Of liquid that I won't discuss

La la la, de de da
La la, de de da da splash

Get out the way, it's Pee-Ammo Man!
Leaking for our own rights
It's a good thing he drinks lots of Pepsi Max
So that he is busting to fight

Now some don't believe he's the type of guy
To fight off the city's worst foes
But since Superman's still writing endorsement deals
That is why the Pee-Ammo Man goes

And then: "People of Gotham, you're slaves to me!
Because Batman's in an ad for Fizz!"
But The Jester had missed one superhero
Who's quite good, in fact, he's a whiz!

Oh la la la, de de da
La la, de de da da zip

Now Steve is a Daily Yak journalist
Who never has time for a kiss
With his girlfriend Samantha, she don't understand why
He always needs to take a piss

'Cause her boyfriend is fighting 'gainst criminals
In a way that no other would try
Cause he urinates on their tights, then he leaves
But it's such a shame that he can't fly

That's not a bird, it's Pee-Ammo Man!
Ladies think he's the man
He will fight the bad guys just 'bout anywhere
When lucky, he'll fight in the can

Now the bad guy has gone from the UBS
As Pee-Ammo Man gave him a fright
With a punch and a pee he went running to see
If he can wash the stuff from his tights

And he rushes straight into the laundromat
But he also runs into some strife
'Cause the cops are all there 'cause they knew he'd be here
And they throw him in prison for life

Oh la la la, de de da
La la, de de da da slam

And it's all thanks to Pee-Ammo Man
All without bats or guns
He will always be our city's top hero
Yes, he'll always be number one!
Johnny D gave me a hand with the title, but the rest is all my own work!

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Jack Wilson - February 01, 2007 - Report this comment
Loved it, almost as great as Claude's "Kazoo Guy"
Michael Pacholek - February 01, 2007 - Report this comment
Johnny D. I should have known. The trouble with calling yourself "the conqueror" is that superheroes tend to think you're a threat, and they might come after you. Hopefully, they won't hit you with anything harder than a five.
alvin rhodes - February 01, 2007 - Report this comment
unique concept
John Barry - February 01, 2007 - Report this comment
Time to work on the streaming video.
Johnny D - February 01, 2007 - Report this comment
555 ... and when The Conqueror says "Johnny D gave me a hand with the title", believe me -- that only means I suggested the wording!
Matthias - February 01, 2007 - Report this comment
Peed myself laughing!
Agrimorfee - March 20, 2008 - Report this comment
(ABC) One little pisstake, er, mistake was to rhyme "man" with "man" in one of the choruses, but I like this MUCH more than Weird Al's "Ode To A Superhero." :)
< !!! > - March 20, 2008 - Report this comment
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Guy - March 22, 2008 - Report this comment
(ABC4P) Urine fer some fives on this one. Great spoof on a great Billy Joel classic.
Matthias - March 28, 2008 - Report this comment
Wow.... Conqueror, Why didn't you submit this for SOTN? You would have won for sure, this was great. I did see that "Man" to "Man" rhyme in there, but the sheer brillance of this made up for that. (See everybody I can stand Bathroom Humor if it's done comically). I loved the "Whiz" and "Number One" puns.
Matthias - March 28, 2008 - Report this comment
I mean SOTM, not SOTN.... (Song of the Nation?) I dunno... Again, great job.
Red Ant - April 06, 2008 - Report this comment
Awesome idea and lots of great lines, here pieman, not the least of which was the ending. I had some minor problems getting a few of the third lines in a few of the verses to scan, but I'm sure they can be sung effortlessly. 555.
stuart mcarthur - April 16, 2008 - Report this comment
(ABC4) great imagination bobpie, beyond ridiculous into the funny-zone - but what if Pee-Ammo Man gets stage-fright (esp if there's a crowd of onlookers) - I guess when the bad guys figure that kryptonitical flaw out, Pee Ammo man's final undoing (er, unzipping) will be upon him, and upon us (I mean wee) poor crime-ridden citizens...(sigh) - 555
Below Average Dave - April 16, 2008 - Report this comment
(ABC) Some of the lines were a stretch and I also saw a few word choices that could have been stronger, BUT this was ABSOLUTELY hilarious, and original both of which are far more important than slight easily correctable things like those I started with. I could see this as the next big Batman hit, bring on Hollywood, and 555.
Invisible Boy - April 16, 2008 - Report this comment
I loved the title-sub and concept. A song about a man who's number one thanks to...number one.
Claude Prez - September 05, 2017 - Report this comment
Okay, once again, thanks to Matthias for bringing me here. I remember you from way back, by the way; that was fun, right? Love the title and *most* of the execution; I'm sort of a stickler for rhymes, it could have been better but I'd say that about most of my own stuff too. Very very good overall.

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