-> "Pee-Ammo Man"
Original Song Title:
"Piano Man" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
It's 10 p.m. at the UBS
And ev'ryone is getting robbed
By a villian known as Dr. Bucks
People scream, then shout, and then sob
And then someone bursts in through the double-doors
He's strong enough to lift a bus
And he helps those in need by unleashing a stream
Of liquid that I won't discuss
La la la, de de da
La la, de de da da splash
Get out the way, it's Pee-Ammo Man!
Leaking for our own rights
It's a good thing he drinks lots of Pepsi Max
So that he is busting to fight
Now some don't believe he's the type of guy
To fight off the city's worst foes
But since Superman's still writing endorsement deals
That is why the Pee-Ammo Man goes
And then: "People of Gotham, you're slaves to me!
Because Batman's in an ad for Fizz!"
But The Jester had missed one superhero
Who's quite good, in fact, he's a whiz!
Oh la la la, de de da
La la, de de da da zip
Now Steve is a Daily Yak journalist
Who never has time for a kiss
With his girlfriend Samantha, she don't understand why
He always needs to take a piss
'Cause her boyfriend is fighting 'gainst criminals
In a way that no other would try
Cause he urinates on their tights, then he leaves
But it's such a shame that he can't fly
That's not a bird, it's Pee-Ammo Man!
Ladies think he's the man
He will fight the bad guys just 'bout anywhere
When lucky, he'll fight in the can
Now the bad guy has gone from the UBS
As Pee-Ammo Man gave him a fright
With a punch and a pee he went running to see
If he can wash the stuff from his tights
And he rushes straight into the laundromat
But he also runs into some strife
'Cause the cops are all there 'cause they knew he'd be here
And they throw him in prison for life
Oh la la la, de de da
La la, de de da da slam
And it's all thanks to Pee-Ammo Man
All without bats or guns
He will always be our city's top hero
Yes, he'll always be number one!
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