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Song Parodies -> "He's Rugged"

Original Song Title:

"I Love It"

Original Performer:

Icona Pop

Parody Song Title:

"He's Rugged"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Part of my "Living The Fantasy Supplemental" self-challenge. This song is in place of "Harlem Shake", because that song is unparodiable. Also, it blows chunks. Therefore, I picked the highest song on the Billboard Year-End list that wasn't in the top 25 or in any previous USOP mashup. As for the topic, it's me espousing my opinion on the whole "girls want bad boys" thing. Enjoy!
Well, I have noticed a weird trend in girls that starts too you-oung
The type of guys that they get into (if they're straight, of cou-ourse)
These guys can be utter dickbags to them and friends as we-ell
But do the teen girls give a shit?

"I don't ca-are, he's rugged!"
They don't ca-are

These girls will handwave any douchery cause he's a hu-unk
Whether it's smoking, drinking booze or kicking little do-ogs
May smatter sentences with "fag" and won't pay the bus fa-are
But still those teen girls give no shits

"I don't ca-are, he's rugged!"
They don't ca-are

I don't know why it's so, but one thing I must say
I know not ev'ry girl thinks in this stupid way
It's just your av'rage teen girl keeps ignorin' it
The guy may break her teeth but he's still hot as shit

He's rugged
He's rugged

Not all as bad as that, that's just the worst scenario-o
Could just be leather jackets, a rebel without a cau-ause
But either way, he is still "bad" and so gets many sta-ares
From teen girls who don't give a shit

"I don't ca-are, he's rugged!"
They don't ca-are, he's rugged, so rugged
"I don't ca-are, he's rugged!"
They don't ca-are

Not being bitter, no, that girls don't look my way
I know some girls like nerds, find one of them one day
It's just a thing I see, in books and films, to wit
From goofy crap like Grease, or that Twilight bullshit

"I don't ca-are, he's rugged!"
They don't ca-are, he's rugged, so rugged
"I don't ca-are, he's rugged!"
They don't ca-are, he's rugged, so rugged
"I don't ca-are, he's rugged!"

Yeah, when it comes to "bad boys", there's a line. On one side, you're a cool, aloof rebel, but still a decent guy. On the other, a complete bag o' dicks. Guess which side Edward Cullen is on opposed to the side his fangirls think he's on?

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