Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "Moon Your Enemy"

Original Song Title:

"Know Your Enemy"

Original Performer:

Green Day

Parody Song Title:

"Moon Your Enemy"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

The tried-and-true method to defeat thine nemesis: butts!
Go and moon your enemy, go show your enemy
Your awful-smellin' built-in seat, okay?
Go and moon your enemy, he won't be very pleased
To see your hairy butt cheeks on display
If you show your enemy somethin' unsanit'ry
You're gonna beat your enemy, okay?

If they're makin' you all peeved, just drop your dungarees
And then they'll be the one that's peeved, okay?
Better listen to me, I know that mentally
They're gonna shriek in horror cause they're lame (oh-ay, oh-ay)
They may have a tendency to keep still solidly
But the sight of bare buttocks hurts their soul (oh-ay, oh-ay)
Afraid that your enemy ignores your effigies?
Well, I know just the thing, show them your hole (oh-ay, oh-ay)

Go and moon your enemy, go show your enemy
Your bulgin' cheeks and I don't mean your face
Go and moon your enemy, not a huge felony
But to them, it's pure blasphemy, okay
I know each mornin' at five
They wake to see the sun rise
But they'll find, before their eyes: your moon's shine
Say

Okay, okay
Okay, okay

Will get burned in their memory (oh-ay, oh-ay)
Seein' your bare extremity (oh-ay, oh-ay)
No amount of booze remedy (oh-ay, oh-ay)
Will take away that memory, so go and show 'em your bare bottom

Go and moon your enemy, go show your enemy
Your sweaty, smelly, shiny cheeks, okay?
Go and moon your enemy, internally, they'll bleed
And then you'll kick their teeth right through their face
To take down an enemy, first make their brain retreat
And then the violent imag'ry will play
You can say "you're kiddin' me", maybe "you're mockin' me"
But I know what goes on inside their soul (oh-ay, oh-ay)
I have mooned your enemy so very frequently
So I know that they're not fond of assholes (oh-ay, oh-ay)

Just when I think I'm done with Green Day parodies, the next challenge sucks me right back in...

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

 LittleLots
Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 



In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.
 

Voting Results

 
Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 3

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 0
 0
 
 2   0
 0
 0
 
 3   0
 0
 0
 
 4   0
 0
 0
 
 5   3
 3
 3
 

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/greenday496.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 112