-> "Moon Your Enemy"
Original Song Title:
"Know Your Enemy"
Parody Song Title:
"Moon Your Enemy"
The Lyrics
Go and moon your enemy, go show your enemy
Your awful-smellin' built-in seat, okay?
Go and moon your enemy, he won't be very pleased
To see your hairy butt cheeks on display
If you show your enemy somethin' unsanit'ry
You're gonna beat your enemy, okay?
If they're makin' you all peeved, just drop your dungarees
And then they'll be the one that's peeved, okay?
Better listen to me, I know that mentally
They're gonna shriek in horror cause they're lame (oh-ay, oh-ay)
They may have a tendency to keep still solidly
But the sight of bare buttocks hurts their soul (oh-ay, oh-ay)
Afraid that your enemy ignores your effigies?
Well, I know just the thing, show them your hole (oh-ay, oh-ay)
Go and moon your enemy, go show your enemy
Your bulgin' cheeks and I don't mean your face
Go and moon your enemy, not a huge felony
But to them, it's pure blasphemy, okay
I know each mornin' at five
They wake to see the sun rise
But they'll find, before their eyes: your moon's shine
Say
Okay, okay
Okay, okay
Will get burned in their memory (oh-ay, oh-ay)
Seein' your bare extremity (oh-ay, oh-ay)
No amount of booze remedy (oh-ay, oh-ay)
Will take away that memory, so go and show 'em your bare bottom
Go and moon your enemy, go show your enemy
Your sweaty, smelly, shiny cheeks, okay?
Go and moon your enemy, internally, they'll bleed
And then you'll kick their teeth right through their face
To take down an enemy, first make their brain retreat
And then the violent imag'ry will play
You can say "you're kiddin' me", maybe "you're mockin' me"
But I know what goes on inside their soul (oh-ay, oh-ay)
I have mooned your enemy so very frequently
So I know that they're not fond of assholes (oh-ay, oh-ay)
Your Vote & Comment Counts
The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they
appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to
leave a comment below about this parody.
|
|
Voting Results
|
Pacing: | 5.0 | |
How Funny: | 5.0 | |
Overall Rating: | 5.0 | |
|
Total Votes: | 3 |
|
Voting Breakdown
The following represent how many people voted for each category.
| | | | Pacing | | | How Funny | | | Overall Rating | |
| 1 | | 0 | |
| 0 | |
| 0 | |
|
| 2 | | 0 | |
| 0 | |
| 0 | |
|
| 3 | | 0 | |
| 0 | |
| 0 | |
|
| 4 | | 0 | |
| 0 | |
| 0 | |
|
| 5 | | 3 | |
| 3 | |
| 3 | |
|