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Song Parodies -> "Yeet Me Up"

Original Song Title:

"Heat It Up"

Original Performer:

Bubba Sparxxx

Parody Song Title:

"Yeet Me Up"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

An ode to the Fastball Special!
Yeet me up, straight to the top
Yeet me up, right to the top
Grab me hard, toss me far

Yeet me up, straight to the top
It's a big toss and the practice we've had's not a lot
But my need to kick ass outstrips my jump
So pull back a ton and yeet me up, hurl
Yeet me up, chuck me up, throw me up there
Yeet me up, chuck me up, throw me up there
Yeet me up, chuck me up, throw me up there
Yeet me up, chuck me up, throw me up there

Ego is gonna sting
"The one that bleeds violence" is my motto, don't it ring?
Do what I do with zero crew
'Cept for those dudes who clean goo off my shoes
Battles gone on far too long
We've gotten the bad guys into one spot
No coward pansies, makes sense how they've done it
Since I've spent the whole day crushin' skulls in, just how I love it (how I love it)
Grab me hard, toss me far
Do the sling-man thing, swear that's a thing, a common part
In cool movies, take your hand
Grab a hold of my back without grabbin' any ass
Don't need my brain focused on that, okay?
My thoughts range from "land great" to "wind's in my face"
Yeah, it's my play, be Colossus, throw me up there
Yeet me up quickly so I can clean 'em up, yeah

Yeet me up, straight to the top
Fairly big toss, practice at this tactic: not a lot
But I need to kick ass and I can't jump
Wrench your shoulder, bud, and yeet me up, hurl
Yeet me up, chuck me up, throw me up there
Yeet me up, chuck me up, throw me up there
Yeet me up, chuck me up, throw me up there
Yeet me up, chuck me up, throw me up there

What is this? You've got some bad news?
Don't be a tool, cough it up, don't be that douche
Who holds back the bad news, free the feed up
Will it prevent you yeetin' me up?
You're not sure you have this plan made, so
You think I outweigh you, you're afraid 'bout the pain flow
Grab my ankles, yeah, that's the angle
Not so hard you'll strangle the arteries, then dangle
My whole-ass person, see? This so can happen
Huge is an illusion, just milit'ry fashion
Time to spin me right round, in a circle, fly about
Tight-ish circle, fly about, flat at first then angle now
Let loose at the top now so that I'll fly
Near sky high, I've done this nine times
Give the times that I made it? It was, like, five
Above half, just get twirlin', don't stand and bitch, yeah

Yeet me up, straight to the top
Pretty big toss and your practice at it's not a lot
We all need to kick ass but none can jump
So twirl me a bunch and yeet me up, hurl
Yeet me up, chuck me up, throw me up there
Yeet me up, chuck me up, throw me up there
Yeet me up, chuck me up, throw me up there
Yeet me up, chuck me up, throw me up there
Yeet me up, right to the top
Really big toss, practice at it's addin' not a lot
Got my need to kick ass, no jetpack jump
So pick my ass up and yeet me up, hurl
Yeet me up, chuck me up, throw me up there
Yeet me up, chuck me up, throw me up there
Yeet me up, chuck me up, throw me up there
Yeet me up, chuck me up, throw me up there

There, there, there, there, there, there, there, there
There, there, there, there, there, there, there, there
There, there, there, there, there, there, there, there
There, there, there, there, there, there, there, there

I cannot jump the distance! You'll have to toss me!

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