Have a look at my watch: it is dinner time
I'm hungry for anything that is deep-fried
Walk into a Burger King* and look for food
But nothing on the menu really looks any good
There is always one thing that messes up the taste
Now I'm feeling pissed, it's time to complain!

"Ohh, little git behind the counter
I need some food tonight
What you've got on offer doesn't please me
That just isn't right!"
He removes his finger, from his pimply nose
Points it at a sign, that's decidedly gross
And the sign said "Want more taste?
You can have it your way!"
Have it your way!

Well, I'll have a Whopper with some extra cheese
And could you add pineapple and some beetroot, please?
Also hold the onions 'cause I don't like those
Don't add any pickles 'cause I think they're gross
Man, I could order anything, and it's all free
Could you hurry up, 'cause I'm really hungry!

Ohh, meal-time used to be a hassle
There was nothing I liked
Now, I can change anything I want to
It's gonna change my life!
Waiting for my burger, takin' quite a while
I don't give a shit, because it's sure worth the time!
Since I have quite refined tastes
I can have it my way!
Have it my way!

[solo]

Whooooah!

Ohh, now I fin'lly have my burger
I bet it tastes real nice!
I am gonna savour ev'ry morsel
Though it may take all night
I pick up the burger, take a giant bite
And I'm tastin' onions, those morons can't get it right!
I don't care what their ads say
Still can't "have it my way"!
Want it my way!

Well, I throw my burger at the kid's face
"I said no onions, so I am not happ-ay!"
He says "Say! What a mistake!
I am sorr-ay!
Have a nice day!"

*cue sound of mind exploding*