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Song Parodies -> "Birth"

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Bon Iver

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The Lyrics

You're going like this "Let's breathe, honey! *huff huff huff huff* Let's breathe! *huff huff huff*" Because you have this myth that you're "sharing the birth experience"! Nah-ha-ha-ha, no. Bullshit! Unless you're passing a bowling ball, I don't think so. No. No, no, baby! Unless you're circumcising yourself with a chainsaw, I don't think so. Unless your opening an umbrella up your ass, I don't think so! You're not doing diddly squat! You're along for the ride!
It's been nine months
So red, your face
Bring forth a new child
Such light from pain
A tiny space
To squeeze out a babe
It wrecks your frame
I stand amazed

Down you lie, seems not fun
Swear words fly, need more drugs
I stand by, can't do much

Now a mother after all
The eardrums your screams popped
And the leavin's that you've dropped
I had thought this day would bore me
What I know about this is nothin' like it was
More cartoon lies found

And after ten-fifteen hours of sheer bliss, you're rewarded with a baby! Hahaha! But bullshit, it's not a baby, it's a little old man dipped in 40-weight!

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