-> "I Broke My Clock"
Original Song Title:
"I Wanna Rock"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"I Broke My Clock"
The Lyrics
It's six o'clock (clock!)
Time to wake up (up!)
That I do-on't want (want!)
Thus: broke my clock (clock!)
Grumpy when I wake
So when my damn alarm starts bleepin'
My instinct's to grab it and throw (throw!)
Throw-throw, throw-throw, throw
Nought to do today
So I don't wanna have to deal with
Early mornin' noise cause it blows (blows!)
Blow-blows, blow-blows, blows
The only problem is these clocks are real expensive
But when you're half-awake that means squat, dude
I broke my clock (clock!)
Because I tossed (tossed!)
It at my-y wall (wall!)
I broke my clock (clock!)
Not the first time, jack
I've busted my alarm clock when it
Started blarin' at me, you should know (know!)
Know-know, know-know, know
See that pile of junk?
It's made of former clocks I've hacked and
Whacked and filled with C4 and blown (blown!)
Blown-blown, blown-blown, blown
I'm well aware of the snooze button, but believe me
Can only do that for so long, thus boom
I break the clock (clock!)
I smash the clock (clock!)
I slice the-e clock (clock!)
Blow up the clock (clock!)
That stupid clock (clock!)
Clock (clock!)
Clock (clock!)
It won't shut up (up!)
Up (up!)
Up (up!)
And so I-I must (must!)
Must (must!)
Must (must!)
Destroy the clock (clock!)
Clock (clock!)
Clock (clock!)
I hate the clock
At least my clock (clock!)
My phone, it's not (not!)
Cause that wou-ould suck (suck!)
To break that clock (clock!)
Now that my clock (clock!)
Clock (clock!)
Clock (clock!)
Has cracked in half (half!)
Half (half!)
Half (half!)
I can no-od off (off!)
Off (off!)
Off (off!)
Be late for stuff (stuff!)
Stuff (stuff!)
Stuff (stuff!)
Still, screw that clock
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