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Song Parodies -> "Whatever, Don't Mind"

Original Song Title:

"Whatever You Like"

Original Performer:

T.I.

Parody Song Title:

"Whatever, Don't Mind"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Part of my "Viva La Pop" self-challenge. The story of a guy who does whatever his best buddy says. Endearing or depressing? YOU MAKE THE CALL!
Hey man, got any fun to be havin'
I'd be fine with near anything
I said I'm fine with whatever, don't mind (I don't mind)
That's right, I'm fine with whatever, don't mind (I don't mind)
Yeah (yeah)

Prankin' tricks (tricks), on random guys (guys)
Like fillin' their cupboards with flies
Cause buddy, I will do whatever, don't mind (I don't mind)
I said I'm fine with whatever, don't mind (I don't mind)
Yeah (yeah)
Turn the cool guy's pool into ice (ice)
Then glue all his clothes onto his bike
Yes, buddy, I'm fine with whatever, don't mind (I don't mind)
I said I'm cool with whatever, don't mind (I don't mind)
Yeah (yeah)

I'm your loyal friend, dude, do anythin' you want to
We could go puntin' footballs high up unto my roof
Cause I'll do it, no need to dare
Even if it involves dyin' people's hair
Yeah, I am your buddy (buddy), know that, buddy
Follow you cause you always bring the funny
You want it, I'll do it, cross heart, hope to die
Now are we tossin' two or three pies?

Anything (thing) I'm easy, right (right)
Attach my car keys to your kite
Cause buddy, I will do whatever, don't mind (I don't mind)
I'm quite happy with whatever, don't mind (I don't mind)
Yeah (yeah)
Spray on walls "Hey, y'all are so shite" (shite)
Signed with only my name, that's all right
Yes, buddy, I'm fine with whatever, don't mind (I don't mind)
I'm quite easy with whatever, don't mind (I don't mind)
Yeah (yeah)

Buddy, if you plot it, know I'll go along with
Riggin' wood (wood) to make a hole to fall in
Wonder who'll fall for it, that's a joke, I think I sold it
Do you think so? If you don't, I guess I better stop it
I always do what you say, it's how I know we're solid
Tell me what's next, hookin' this hose to that faucet
Tighten, risin' through that window and twist
Flood the room, so cool, mate, know I'm bein' honest
I'll do whatever you want
Cause you can think better than me, so nonchalant
No way, I could never make a plan like that
To make a couch collapse into a pile like that
Yeah, I'm still your buddy (buddy), know that, buddy
Go with your flow, don't care if I get muddy
You think it, I'll do it, no way I would lie
So let's fill this guy's sandwich with dice

Fine with this (this) no problem, right (right)
Take my dad's car for a joyride
Cause buddy, I will do whatever, don't mind (I don't mind)
I'm not picky, do whatever, don't mind (I don't mind)
Yeah (yeah)
Want to plank on tanks, that's alright (right)
This one started movin', that's just fine
Yes, buddy, I'm fine with whatever, don't mind (I don't mind)
I'm cool to go with whatever, don't mind (I don't mind)
Yeah (yeah)

I tell you, I don't mind, pullin' off heists
Know followin' your lead might mean crimes
No way near as thick as I seem, right
I just have no direction in life, it's shite
But you're my buddy (buddy) my one buddy
Do what you do though the ethics are fuzzy
It's easier for me to coast on through life
By just blindly copyin' you, right

Throwin' bricks (bricks) givin' rocks flight (flight)
Gonna run out of windows, right
Cause buddy, I will do whatever, don't mind (I don't mind)
It's all peachy, do whatever, don't mind (I don't mind)
Yeah (yeah)
Gonna break in places at night (night)
Rearrange the furniture, that's right
Yes, buddy, I'm fine with whatever, don't mind (I don't mind)
Got no problem with whatever, don't mind (I don't mind)
Yeah (yeah)

What's next?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Cause this is MY United States of Whatever! Even though I'm Australian! So that's kinda weird! Shutting up now!

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