-> "Bloodstains"
Original Song Title:
"LoveGame"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Bloodstains"
The Lyrics
I'm drenched in blood, it's gross as shit
Don't ask me how or why cause I can't say dick
I'm caked in blood, it's gross as shit
Got things to do tonight, so this stuff can't stick
Blood!
Blood!
I'd love to (blood!) tell you
But if I did, I'd have to (blood!) kill you, mate
Point is this (blood!) detergent's useless
It's possible that I'm just clueless
Cause I (blood!) can't erase, can't erase
This bloodstain, this bloodstain (blood!)
Help me, I've bloodied
My bright white lab-coat, it's my fav'rite
Shouldn't take this damn long to scrub, it's coagulated
I'm drenched in blood, it's gross as shit
Don't ask me how or why cause I can't say dick
All of this blood just makes me sick
I've got a date tonight, I can't look like this
Erase these bloodstains, hate these bloodstains
I don't want blood on my stuff, mate
Must remove these (blood!) stains
Friggin' bloodstains
Erase (blood!) these bloodstains, hate these bloodstains
Cause who wants blood on their stuff, mate?
Can't remove these stains (blood!)
Stupid bloodstains
Blood!
Blood!
The blood's still drippin'
Look like an extra from some slasher film
I would explain how this happened
But I've got greater things happ'nin'
Like my skin's bright red, man, that's plain bad
More bloodstains, more bloodstains
Not red from scrubbin'
Ain't usin' a rough scourer, dipshit
And I haven't gone psychotic, some weird after-image
I'm caked in blood, it's gross as shit
Come on, don't pass out right on my floor, you twit (blood!)
I think you're overreactin'
It's only blood, you like horror films, don't quit (blood!)
Erase these bloodstains, hate these bloodstains
I don't want blood on my bod, mate
Must remove these (blood!) stains
Frickin' bloodstains
Erase (blood!) these bloodstains, hate these bloodstains
No-one likes blood on their bod, mate
Can't remove these stains (blood!)
Damn these bloodstains
Blood!
Blood!
Come on, please stop standi-in' there with your dumb jaw dropped
It's alright, won't come out but it's only some blood
Sure i-it is a ton, bu-ut I-I've not killed today
It's annoyin' you won't make the blood go away
They can't stay (blood!)
Cause they're lame (blood!)
Clean these stains (blood!)
These bloo-oo-oodstains
Erase these bloodstains, hate these bloodstains
Know you hate blood, but these can't stay
Must remove these (blood!) stains
All these bloodstains
Erase (blood!) these bloodstains, hate these bloodstains
Please ignore all those corpses, mate
Can't remove these stains (blood!)
Crazy bloodstains
Blood!
Erase these bloodstains, hate these bloodstains
Not the blood of any good mates
So it's all fine (blood!), 'kay (I'm drenched in blood, it's gross as shit)?
Still got bloodstains (don't ask me how or why cause I can't say dick)
Erase (blood!) these bloodstains, hate these bloodstains
Missin' the point, this blood can't stay
Can't remove these stains (blood!) (I'm caked in blood, it's gross as shit)
Don't want bloodstains (come on, don't pass out right on my floor, you twit)
Blood!
Bloody bloodstains
Blood!
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