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Song Parodies -> "Relevant"

Original Song Title:

"Delicate"

Original Performer:

Taylor Swift

Parody Song Title:

"Relevant"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Part of my "Turnin' It Up Supplemental" self-challenge. In fact, it's the final one! Huzzah! You ever have a friend who interrupts your conversations with random bits of trivia of no relation to the topic at hand? I hope so, cause otherwise this'll just be weird...
Ev'ryone attests
Your information never has worth, so
Could you just leave us be?
We can't take
Your obnoxious shit now, I'm afraid
It isn't the time for it

"White cars need far less grime to look bad"
That's nice, but I must ask what does that
Have to do with my DVD stack?
"Nuts? Peanuts aren't nuts, please, they're legumes"
Look, man, I won't say that isn't true
How did your damn brain link that with shoes?
I don't get you (just give it a rest)
Your information has little worth, so
Can't you just leave it be?
We don't want you (I'm afraid)
Such obnoxiousness drowns us in hate
Exaggerated a bit

But it's true that you've said all that
Always spill facts out from your head
Unaware they're not relevant (relevant)
No reason why you said all that
No connection, no link, no thread
May be neat, still not relevant
It isn't, it isn't, it isn't
It isn't
It isn't, it isn't, it isn't
It isn't relevant

"Birth wards-" Askin' outright: stop it, dude
Can't you wait 'til after we've had food?
Plus we were talkin' 'bout Superman II
"Long tights squeeze on your nads" Would be fair
If you'd said that three lines ago there
We've moved onto hair clips, why'd you share
That one fact, dude (you're an utter pest)?
Your information has zero worth, so
Would you just leave us be?
We don't want you (such a pain)
Quite obnoxious with how you can't take
The smallest, most minute hint

Isn't cool that you blurt all that
Off the top of your foolish head
You should know it ain't relevant (relevant)
It's so weird that you'd say all that
Who could tell what you might say next?
We know it won't be relevant
It isn't, it isn't, it isn't
It isn't
It isn't, it isn't, it isn't
It isn't relevant

It's fine you're a trivia fiend (oh-oh-oh)
We're all the same here, but the key (oh-oh)
Is the juxtaposition, can't lie
That your words, I find, from left field, fly

Zip it tight, you (look a fool when you said all that)
Not to say you're insensitive
But it's true, it's not relevant (relevant)
We don't want you (it seems rude how you said all that)
Like you paid zero attention
And just blabbed things not relevant (relevant)
Zip it tight, you (not a clue why you said all that) (it isn't)
Train of thought? Sev'ral tracks got skipped (it isn't, it isn't)
'Til it ends up not relevant (it isn't relevant)
We don't want you (not quite true, you're a real good friend) (it isn't)
Just that quirk makes us flip our lids (it isn't, it isn't)
Wish you'd keep your facts relevant (it isn't relevant)

I'm tempted to say that this is kinda like me, given how I have a very weird train of though due to my dual interests in mashups and comedic internet reviews, but in order for this to work I'd have to be sociable, and that ain't happening anytime soon, lemme tell ya.

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