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Song Parodies -> "Blind"

Original Song Title:

"Blind"

Original Performer:

PRETTYMUCH

Parody Song Title:

"Blind"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

"The name's Daredevil... remember it! You'll be hearing it again... I promise!!"
My dad taught me to be smart, don't get into wild fights
"You don't wanna end up like me, boxin' on all nights"
Other kids mock me 'cause I spend all day with books, I hate it, though
Not as much as when I had to go and play hero
Some old man had wandered into traffic, did I know
That what would crash right into me had radiation? No

Contents were set free (were set free)
Took my vision, other senses were unleashed (were unleashed)
To the point I'm like oh-oh-oh, might as well not be blind (blind)
Oh-oh-oh, might as well not be blind (whoo!)

Got through college fine, Foggy Nelson had no clue
'Bout the cool things I can do (despite me bein' blind)
After dad's last fight, he got murdered by some goon
Swore I had to find the truth (don't matter that I'm blind)

Didn't really take a long search, to be honest with you (you)
Found The Fixer after I beat up all of his goons (skee, yuh)
Shock of his life, his so-called heart couldn't take it, now (take it, take it, take it)
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh (take it, yeah)

Couldn't quit, you see (quit, you see)
'Cause Hell's Kitchen was named pretty damn aptly (damn aptly)
It's a hellhole like oh-oh-oh, you don't have to be blind (blind)
Oh-oh-oh (yeah-eah-ee-yeah-eah-ee-yeah), they don't know that I'm blind (whoo!)

Ev'ry single night, I'll be there to beat up goons
'Cause I'm Daredevil, it's true (you won't know that I'm blind)
And by day, I'll fight, defend those hurt by said goons
A good guy lawyer, it's true (there you'll know that I'm blind)

Try to sneak up? Know you're there (know, know, know)
I'll catch your punch, throw you back through the air
Have you share my pain, oh-oh-oh, I don't mean bein' blind (my life's not okay)
Oh-oh-oh, more pain than bein' blind (ayy, oh, skrrt)
Girlfriends killed off, hard to bear (hard to bear)
Not super strong, my own flesh wears and tears (my own flesh wears and tears, pain)
So sick of the pain, oh-oh-oh, to my path, I'm not blind
Oh-oh-oh, so clear, like I'm not blind

No fear in my eyes (no fear in my eyes), take down a crime ring or two
Billy-club comes down on (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) you (just a stick? You're a twit, eat the stick) (they can't tell that I'm blind)
Whether it's Bullseye (eye) or the Kingpin, they're both screwed (ooh-ooh-ooh-hoo-ooh)
'Cause I won't give up, it's true (blind, blind, oh, no)

Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh (no, no)
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh (blind)
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh (blind)
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh (no)
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

"I'm not seeking penance for what I've done, Father. I'm asking forgiveness...for what I'm about to do."

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