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Song Parodies -> "Sausage Roll"

Original Song Title:

"Rock n Roll"

Original Performer:

Avril Lavigne

Parody Song Title:

"Sausage Roll"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

It's a long way to the top if you wanna rock and's a long way to the shop if you want a sausage roll
Let him know I want a sausage roll

"Almost 12, it's time for lunch
Steve's headin' off, can you tell me what you want?"
That's the message that I heard, but
You should know what, what
I'm completely consistent
I never order anything that's diff'rent
I am confused why you still asked it
I'll facepalm it, yeah

Jaw's dropped now, guess you've just forgotten or you're just new
A-to my deli order, I'll tell you now
So you'll pass it on like so, oh, oh, oh, oh, yeah
Kinda strange that Steve asked you to ask me, he knows my tastes
Guess you jumped the gun or he'd check for change
Built it up too long, I know, oh, oh, oh

Don't want no pasty
No, I need somethin' a bit less bland for me
Meat pie's great but they're too much, you know
Steve should know I like
That meat log wrapped up in pastry, it's so fine
Let him know I want a sausage roll
Sausage roll, hey, hey, hey
Sausage roll, hey, hey, hey

Love it with sauce or just nude, dude
Party size? You know, I could eat a whole pack, true
I might spend that day on the loo
No regrets, dude, yeah
Well, what's your explanation (nuh-uh)
That you've missed my fave food? Come on, I'm waitin'
Ignore my indignation
Just explain it, yeah

Don't get how that can be, we've been friends since we were two
And since solid foods were allowed in my mouth
I've asked for one thing, you know, oh, oh, oh

When it's food I need
You will see only the one thing that I'll be
Askin' for, no way that you can't know
Feels that ev'ry time
That you ask, I have to sing this song, not right
Let him know I want a sausage roll
Sausage roll, hey, hey, hey
Sausage roll, hey, hey, hey (c'mon, just give me)
Sausage roll

Oh, oh, oh, oh, yeah
Oh, oh, yeah

Wait, what do you mean?
You say Steve is callin' in from the deli
And the reason why he wants to know
What food I would like
Is they're all out of the solitary type (the one type)
That is known to all as sausage rolls
Well, that's bad for Steve
I guess he will have to make two stops or three (yeah-ee-yeah-ee-yeah-eah)
Glad he knows how to keep food not cold
Because all that I
Ever want (yeah) for lunch is no pasties or pies
Let him know I want a sausage roll
Sausage roll, hey, hey, hey (just let him know)
Sausage roll, hey, hey, hey

I honestly prefer meat pies to sausage rolls, but I do agree that pasties are just kinda bland. That's "pasty" as in "rhymes with nasty" not the nipple coverings that rhyme with "tasty", BTW.

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