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Song Parodies -> "Two Weeks"

Original Song Title:

"Two Weeks"

Original Performer:

Grizzly Bear

Parody Song Title:

"Two Weeks"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Ah, the two weeks'd think that's enough time for the boss to remember that you don't work there after that, y'know?

Gave you fourteen days
'Til I parted ways
Told you to your face
But I'm scheduled today (oh-ooh-oh-ooh-oh-oh)?

It's not okay (ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah)
Far from alright (ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah)
Please don't text me (ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah)
Won't make time (ah-ah-ah-ah-ah)


Finished yesterday
Had it with the way
You would dock my pay
'Cause I was seconds late
"Paid breaks" were a lie (ooh)
No vacation time (ooh)
New job's lookin' great (ooh)
So I won't work today (oh-ooh-oh-ooh-oh-oh)

Schedule might say (ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah)
I start at nine (ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah)
But I left, see (ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah)
Set things right (ah-ah-ah-ah-ah)

Don't care what pay (ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah)
You'll multiply (ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah)
I know those pleas (ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah)
Are a lie (ah-ah-ah-ah-ah)

Today's (ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah)
My time (ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah)
Don't plead (ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah)
Die (ah-ah-ah-ah-ah)


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